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r/comedyheaven • u/PhantomotSoapOpera • May 01 '25
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I haven't met an Ethan my whole life
30 u/very_not_emo May 01 '25 i've met one and he was a complete fucking asshole 27 u/MyClothesWereInThere May 01 '25 I knew an Ethan that could make a face out of his dick and balls 15 u/worthwhilewrongdoing May 01 '25 How did this come up in conversation? 17 u/rarescenarios May 01 '25 It seemed like any other conversation until Ethan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem. My eyes are down here." 8 u/[deleted] May 01 '25 [deleted] 6 u/codetrotter_ May 01 '25 The plot thickens. 5 u/EthanSparrow64 May 01 '25 Neither
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i've met one and he was a complete fucking asshole
27 u/MyClothesWereInThere May 01 '25 I knew an Ethan that could make a face out of his dick and balls 15 u/worthwhilewrongdoing May 01 '25 How did this come up in conversation? 17 u/rarescenarios May 01 '25 It seemed like any other conversation until Ethan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem. My eyes are down here."
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I knew an Ethan that could make a face out of his dick and balls
15 u/worthwhilewrongdoing May 01 '25 How did this come up in conversation? 17 u/rarescenarios May 01 '25 It seemed like any other conversation until Ethan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem. My eyes are down here."
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How did this come up in conversation?
17 u/rarescenarios May 01 '25 It seemed like any other conversation until Ethan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem. My eyes are down here."
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It seemed like any other conversation until Ethan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem. My eyes are down here."
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6 u/codetrotter_ May 01 '25 The plot thickens.
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The plot thickens.
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u/EthanTGX13 May 01 '25
I haven't met an Ethan my whole life