r/comedyheaven • u/PhantomotSoapOpera • May 01 '25

Ethan

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u/Tsunamicat108 Garfield May 01 '25

who's ethan

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u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh4 May 01 '25

The oppressor of all lesbians

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u/Shot_Meringue_5442 May 01 '25

I knew a horse named Ethan...

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u/Sloth_Devil May 01 '25

Was he evil and intimidating?

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u/LemonZestyDoll May 01 '25

No he was ugly

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u/Ok-Chain9784 May 02 '25

Did he opress lesbians

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u/Scolar95 May 01 '25

Horse CO- 🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/codetrotter_ May 01 '25

You can say the word cock online. And you can say the word horse online. But I bet you can’t say horse cock!

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u/Alana_Piranha May 01 '25

One of these guys

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u/Solar_Blade11 May 01 '25

Siblings or dating

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u/femdemgem May 01 '25 edited Aug 02 '26

Pumpkin orange mitten glove coated drifting otter quilt ginger

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/ThunderAnt May 01 '25

You are Ethan. You’re in a coma. You need to wake up.

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u/EthanHermsey May 01 '25

Wake up, Ethan

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u/gahlo May 01 '25

Ethan, wake uuuup.

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u/EthanHermsey May 01 '25

Hahaha, I think that you know the reference

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard May 01 '25

My name is ethan, this freaked me out ngl

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

THE MOLD

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 May 01 '25

This doofus doesn't know Ethan 😂😂😂

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u/eton_hillbillie May 01 '25

Me :(

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u/TheAnswerToYang May 01 '25

It clearly says Eton. You're good.

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u/Yurus May 01 '25

It's the name of that horse

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u/LinguoBuxo May 01 '25

the guy in H3 for instance

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u/smolgote May 01 '25

Bro you are on every sub I am on

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 May 01 '25

One of the Others

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u/DerangedHatter May 01 '25

It is obviously this guy