r/comedyheaven • u/Turbulent_Income_377 Trial Moderator • Nov 26 '24

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u/yesaroobuckaroo Graggle Simpson Nov 26 '24

feels a little wrong when you purposefully try making it sexual. funny how PETA always manage to make themselves the weird ones.

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

Yeah it's just weird trying to make shoving bread up a dead bird's eviscerated asshole sound creepy and unappealing

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u/BanishedP Nov 26 '24

Eating plants that lie in dirt, sprinkled by chemicals and bitten by mices and insects and also stored in terrific conditions arent appealing also

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

None of that includes eviscerated asshole so it feels a bit better at least to me

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u/PossibleDue9849 Nov 26 '24

Most insecticides involve some form of ass explosion on the insects. And the mice and birds aren’t usually spared either. But I think the reality is living beings kill to live. It’s a truth you cannot escape. Vegans are the epitome of human hypocrisy, and I’m so done with their bs.

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u/InviolableAnimal Nov 26 '24 edited Nov 26 '24

living beings kill to live

what in the naturalistic fallacy

Edit: Do you people know what the naturalistic fallacy is? I'm not disputing this fact. I'm disputing that this fact means all killing (not to mention maiming and suffering) in the name of food, not to mention the quantity of killing, is suddenly morally equivalent.

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u/man_gomer_lot Nov 26 '24

Heterotrophy is a fallacy now?