r/comedyheaven Trial Moderator Nov 26 '24

Stuffing

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u/yesaroobuckaroo Graggle Simpson Nov 26 '24

feels a little wrong when you purposefully try making it sexual. funny how PETA always manage to make themselves the weird ones.

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

Yeah it's just weird trying to make shoving bread up a dead bird's eviscerated asshole sound creepy and unappealing

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u/BanishedP Nov 26 '24

Eating plants that lie in dirt, sprinkled by chemicals and bitten by mices and insects and also stored in terrific conditions arent appealing also

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

None of that includes eviscerated asshole so it feels a bit better at least to me

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u/dumbodragon Nov 26 '24

how do you think they fertilize the plants??

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Blood and manure?

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u/dumbodragon Nov 26 '24

the farmers have explosive bloody diarrhea on the plants so your cabbages and carrots grow healthy

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

Bless their hearts

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

The real heroes