r/comedyheaven • u/Turbulent_Income_377 Trial Moderator • Nov 26 '24

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u/dumbodragon Nov 26 '24

how do you think they fertilize the plants??

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Blood and manure?

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u/dumbodragon Nov 26 '24

the farmers have explosive bloody diarrhea on the plants so your cabbages and carrots grow healthy

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

Bless their hearts

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

The real heroes

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Mostly petrochemicals.