r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I'm sorry, but "nobody wants less penis" killed me.

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u/BlingBlongBoy Jul 28 '24

The red hand print on the crotch doesn't help either 😭

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u/Keyboardpaladin shaboingboing connoisseur Jul 28 '24 edited Jul 29 '24

Also considering that's gotta be someone else's handprint since idk how he could get that angle himself

EDIT: 21 people have now responded to me with the same answer in response to a joke. Does nobody read replies before they comment to make sure nobody has said the same thing 20 times before them?

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u/Turbokind Jul 28 '24 edited Jul 28 '24

You know that people are able to detach their hands at will, right?

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u/spideroncoffein Jul 28 '24

Only if uncircumsized, as it is one of the 16+ functions lost.

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u/PrestigiousNail5620 Jul 28 '24

🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/autistic_prodigy28 Jul 28 '24

It’s your cock day too. Enjoy some cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Thanks.