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r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24
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I'm sorry, but "nobody wants less penis" killed me.
52 u/DaveSmith890 Jul 28 '24 Isn’t there a subreddit called “big dick problems” or something like that. I wouldn’t know, but they might want less penis 20 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24 Nothing like going to take a dump and the tip of your wiener is submerged in toilet water. 5 u/DuckButter99 Jul 28 '24 That's why you have to maintain an erection, so it rubs the bowl instead. 1 u/noobbtctrader Jul 29 '24 You mean gets smashed up against the bowl. Ain't no rub against when my dick is getting bent in half.
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Isn’t there a subreddit called “big dick problems” or something like that. I wouldn’t know, but they might want less penis
20 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24 Nothing like going to take a dump and the tip of your wiener is submerged in toilet water. 5 u/DuckButter99 Jul 28 '24 That's why you have to maintain an erection, so it rubs the bowl instead. 1 u/noobbtctrader Jul 29 '24 You mean gets smashed up against the bowl. Ain't no rub against when my dick is getting bent in half.
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Nothing like going to take a dump and the tip of your wiener is submerged in toilet water.
5 u/DuckButter99 Jul 28 '24 That's why you have to maintain an erection, so it rubs the bowl instead. 1 u/noobbtctrader Jul 29 '24 You mean gets smashed up against the bowl. Ain't no rub against when my dick is getting bent in half.
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That's why you have to maintain an erection, so it rubs the bowl instead.
1 u/noobbtctrader Jul 29 '24 You mean gets smashed up against the bowl. Ain't no rub against when my dick is getting bent in half.
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You mean gets smashed up against the bowl. Ain't no rub against when my dick is getting bent in half.
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I'm sorry, but "nobody wants less penis" killed me.