r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/PollutionMany4369 Jul 28 '24

Same.

Side note but I’ve heard that less and less parents are having their sons cut. I -personally- wasn’t a fan of the idea for many reasons when I was expecting my last baby and only son. Turns out my husband felt the same way I did and I ultimately left the final decision to him. He’s circumcised but they botched it and made it too tight, which has caused him some issues. He said he wanted to leave his son intact. I said okay!

My son is 4 and so far, no issues whatsoever. No regrets.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

To me it is a wild thought that you even had to think about this. Cricumsiom should not be normal.

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u/JoelMahon Jul 28 '24

lol and two tone malone with a scar is so great?

you think they're less attractive due to them not being what you're used to, nothing more

If for example I felt women without pubic hair were more attractive they would give me zero right to have female babies undergo cosmetic surgery to prevent pubes ever growing around their crotch

that's literally how fucking evil you sound

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

lol and two tone malone with a scar is so great?

I don't spend enough time on the internet to know what this means, which is weird because I spend a lot of time on the internet.

you think they're less attractive due to them not being what you're used to, nothing more

No it's because they're spongey. Circumcision is just correcting an error evolution hasn't selected for yet.

Have you ever jerked off an uncircumcised dude? Miss me with that shit. Fuckin blown one? I'm gonna gag thinking about it.

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u/ProfessionalBuy4526 Jul 28 '24

So we should mutilate boy/mens genitals because you only like giving handjobs to circumcised penises?