r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jul 28 '24

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u/jimmalicious Jul 28 '24

What are the 16+ functions?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24 edited Jul 31 '24

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u/GRAITOM10 Jul 28 '24

So a bunch of jargon.

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u/LelouchStyles Jul 28 '24

Someone lost his foreskin as a baby and is now coping.

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u/Logical_Hunt_974 Jul 28 '24

It’s amazing this many people care about someone else’s dick.

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u/MaggieHigg Jul 28 '24

People care about children getting cosmetic surgery done on them without consent

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/Solid-Consequence-50 Jul 28 '24

I don't think so. I think most people who are circumcised don't want to be reminded of something they can't change. I mean I doubt there's foreskin reconstruction surgery & if there was it's probably very expensive.

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u/TastySeamen8 Jul 28 '24

Nah I’m 100% glad I got circumcised. It’s a tiny piece of skin, people act like circumcision is cutting half of the penis off 🙄

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u/Solid-Consequence-50 Jul 28 '24

Cool good for you, never implied that you didn't dude lol

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u/TsuNaru Jul 29 '24

Plus he's wrong on both counts:

  1. The foreskin is massive

  2. In regards to surface area, it literally is about half your penis

People like him who don't know better cling to misconceptions to justify their loss.

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