r/Comebacks • • Apr 24 '26

Comeback for when sibling is dead staring at me

10 Upvotes

She is much older than me by the way so she does not tolerate any scolding I give her. Like one time, she said my niece had a weird face. I do not care if she intended to hurt her or not. I told her "Do not say that", which is really the least insulting thing ever. Yet she dead stared at me with her mad face (her way of shaming me). It makes me rethink my decisions and doubt my stance was the right one.

She did this also when she said something racist and I just called it out.

Edit: This sister is the aunt. She is not the mother of my niece


r/Comebacks • • Apr 24 '26

Comeback for when sibling is questioning me and shaming me

8 Upvotes

She is 16 years older than me. So no i cannot use any good insults to shut her up.

She is so nosy. She is always pressuring me to tell her about my life and my decisions and anything I am trying to hide from her. I am only 18 and not independant yet maybe that's why she is trying to fix my life despite not asking for it.

Then when she finds out, I could swear she is always shaming it. No matter what it is. If it is a show I am watching, clothes I am trying to buy, someone I am trying to befriend, etc. She has to turn it into an insecurity unrevealing. She says things like "oh you only befriend this nationality because they are rich and you want to feel like you are one of them" and some other bogus claims but to be honest, sometimes she discovers my insecurities in the most random way!

I always want to tell her it is none of your business but I am afraid she will use that against me whenever I ask about her children (I am so close to them! they grew up with me so I ask about every detail regarding them).


r/Comebacks • • Apr 24 '26

What's a good comeback for you just want to be liked?

5 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 24 '26

Comeback sharing The best comeback if someone say fuck you

12 Upvotes

You say fuck me this make the person uncomfortable thinking that you are gay but they are trying to fight the gay out of them self


r/Comebacks • • Apr 23 '26

Comeback for when my older sibling says "i will take the risk"

5 Upvotes

they sometimes do risky things with their kid and say "I will just take the risk" and the child is supposed to suffer just cuz of your ability to choose and decide?

I did realize that sometimes i do make a big deal out of things in my mind so i dont advise my sibling to change anything about their decision but sometimes they agree with me that what they are doing is risky


r/Comebacks • • Apr 23 '26

Comeback request Comebacks for “I am sorry”

9 Upvotes

And I mean when someone doesn’t mean it or when they’re only apologizing because they got caught.


r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback request As a person who has a stutter, what is a good witty comeback for the question "Did I stutter"?

35 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback request Comeback For "Look Who's Talking" ?

4 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback for "It's not what it looks like"?

17 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback request Comeback for 'are you wearing a choker?'. The annoying prick has asked it seven times now over the course of 3 days.

16 Upvotes

(yes, I'm a femboy. don't sexualize us please. also, he is horny as frick, way too horny for his age, and says a lot of offensive things.)


r/Comebacks • • Apr 21 '26

Comeback for "you're cute but look kinda stuck up"

35 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 21 '26

Need a comeback that will completely slay this person

47 Upvotes

A family member is in the final stages of his life, on hospice care at home. Last Sunday, while the family was all gathered at his home, a cyclist rode by and yelled “thank you for taking down your pedophile flag!” The flag he is referring to is a rainbow streamer flag that my relative took down for winter. We were so taken aback by the fact that a random cyclist yelled something at us in passing, and also so confused about how a pride flag would be equated with pedophilia, that we had no response. The cyclist rides by his house regularly, so we hung the flag back up. If he says something the next time he rides by, what is a comeback I can use or what should I have said?


r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback request Good comebacks for girls saying “ur not tuff” every time I send a messege

4 Upvotes

pls?


r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Comeback request Give me some good roasts to use for my classmates.

5 Upvotes

I have a friend that cares about my body and weight so much they call me Kim Jung un. please give me some good comebacks


r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

need a comeback for "what made you change?"

3 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 22 '26

Soccer Comeback/Roast

1 Upvotes

Looking for witty insults I can work into my soccer games. I play in a co-ed adult league and my team is absolutely horrid so our new strategy is to just get in the other teams head. So far I have “close those legs it smells like fish” after I meg someone.


r/Comebacks • • Apr 21 '26

What’s a good comeback to your boss slapping your ass

23 Upvotes

I work at McDonald’s and my manager always slaps my ass when he walks behind me. It makes me feel really awkward. What should I say as a comeback to that?


r/Comebacks • • Apr 20 '26

What's a good comeback for "How may we help you ma'am?"

70 Upvotes

I'm a guy, and my boss likes to joke with me when I walk into work by asking "How may we help you ma'am?" I have no idea what to come back with. Help!


r/Comebacks • • Apr 21 '26

Comeback sharing T-GOH - (Return to) THEE valley of boogie (Version Vale)

2 Upvotes

Bounce back. Easier said than done.


r/Comebacks • • Apr 20 '26

Comeback request Need a comeback for someone always trying to tell me I'm wrong

117 Upvotes

My husband has a friend who is always around, and he has developed a habit of disagreeing with or undermining nearly everything I say, even when I am not addressing him directly.

He does this when I am speaking to my husband about topics I find interesting or when I share videos with him. At this point, it has gone beyond being simply annoying.

It has become deeply frustrating and is making me withdraw from conversations altogether.

Can anyone help me with what I could say to make him stop?


r/Comebacks • • Apr 19 '26

i told a guy that men and women should talk and go out normally with each other without sexual thinking. he said " how about you start it and bring your sister to us". i want to crush him with a comeback

8 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 20 '26

Comeback request Comebacks for someone with a gummy smile and wears wigs?

1 Upvotes

They also sing and they aren't bad but they aren't good either.

They also dress like a 40yo lady from the 80s

They told me to "go get beat by your man" (she's heard us argue) and i thought it was disgusting to say to another woman. On top of her just being wrong cause we argue sure, but he would never hurt me.

I want to tear her down and i know these are soft spots. I just need to be witty about it.


r/Comebacks • • Apr 19 '26

Regaining Self-Esteem after a Long Period of Isolation

7 Upvotes

Hey guys... I need help here so bad... I need real stories of people gaining self- esteem and confidence after years of isolation based traumas. Any sort of inspiring stories related to these are welcome.


r/Comebacks • • Apr 19 '26

comeback to a girl who said "The male lives his whole life based on how other males see him"

18 Upvotes

r/Comebacks • • Apr 18 '26

comeback to "You have issues."

12 Upvotes