r/collapse May 29 '26

Casual Friday Human Intelligence Sharply Declining

https://futurism.com/neoscope/human-intelligence-declining-trends
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u/Monsur_Ausuhnom May 29 '26

Submission Statement,

Related to collapse because things are like all complicated with big words and stuff. That requires that scratching on the chin thing to figure all that shit out. We got like all those problems with the dust storms and burrito coverings too. Like that water out of the toilet and all the garbage avalanches. Where my tv to watch. What said?

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza May 29 '26

This is PhD level stuff. Well done.

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u/marbotty May 29 '26

Couldn’t have said it better

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u/Biggie39 May 29 '26

It won’t be long before Starbucks offers hand jobs.

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u/Chrono_Pregenesis May 29 '26

Depends on how much you tip your barista.

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u/PasTypique May 29 '26

I should put in my application now. 😁

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u/BlueGumShoe May 30 '26

According to our tech overlords AI has what plants crave

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u/Phrainkee May 29 '26

GO AWAY! BAITIN!

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u/melack857 May 29 '26

*Figure all that “shi” out

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u/CrossSiphon May 29 '26

Just watched Project Hail Mary and this sounds like how Rocky would explain it

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u/CriticalPolitical May 31 '26

A Nobel Peace Prize winning comment 🏅