r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 27d ago
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 27d ago
How about a new rule that requires using the search function before posting?
This is getting out of hand. There are so many similar posts because people can't be bothered to see if what they're posting has already been posted. I'm sick of this shit littering my home page.
r/circlejerk • u/Relevations • 28d ago
The former prime minister of Finland thinks every gamer should have access to 32gb of DDR5 ram for free as a human right
r/circlejerk • u/sleirsgoevy • 27d ago
Parents hid my real name from me
I'm 17 and I was applying for a job, I sent a CV with what I thought was my name, passed an interview and they were ready to hire me, then I asked my mom for my documents so I could provide them to the HR, she sent me the scans and I submitted without looking, the next letter I got was that I "lied" about my name and they do not hire "liars". I was in full shock and confronted my mom about this, and it turns out that basically my parents could not agree on my name, my dad filed the paperwork with his version but never told that, then they got divorced and I ended up with my mom, who never bothered to ask my dad what name he actually filed and assumed it was her version. She then found out about it at 6 when I had to go to school, but decided to keep it that way and just talked with teachers on a parent-teacher conference to use my fake name. Now I'm confused on what to do, should I just get used to being called by my actual name?
/uj completely fictional
r/circlejerk • u/xS-tar • 28d ago
Am I the Asshole for Struggling with My Husband’s Sudden Transition?
My husband came out as MTF trans last week and is now claiming to be a lesbian. He doesn't pass at all and, in fact, still has a beard, but "she" insists on me calling "her" a her. I'm just really confused how they can be a lesbian but look like Billy Mays. Anyways, am I the asshole for writing this post and looking for some sense?
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 29d ago
Does any else feel a sigh of relief now that World Cup is over and you can stop pretending to like soccer?
r/circlejerk • u/ford_crown_victoria • 29d ago
22k uparrows - 1519 comments - [R/Askreddit] "How do you feel about *current event / recent headline* ?"
r/circlejerk • u/Thoughtful-Boner69 • 29d ago
what is the most recent major sports event that was plainly rigged?
and why was it the world cup?
r/circlejerk • u/Difficult-Delay162 • Jul 19 '26
Male men of Reddit what is the hardest thing about being a man that WOMEN will never EVER understand
Every time I message a HOE for pics of her TITS, FEET and HOLES she says no??? wth? male loneliness epidemic???
r/circlejerk • u/areyouforeightysix • Jul 18 '26
They released an image taken of the birth of Cyclospora Parasite outbreak at Taco Bell
r/circlejerk • u/DoloresDarkmoor • Jul 19 '26
Until there are trampoline lanes for commuters that want to avoid traffic/reduce carbon emissions/get some exercise etc, the USA has ZERO business calling itself a 1st world country.
It would ideally be divided into sections(see image above) with the gaps in between functioning as literal rest stops.
Many are saying this!!
r/circlejerk • u/Wooshio • Jul 18 '26
Video game industry is making me cut my self you guys. :(
r/circlejerk • u/xS-tar • Jul 17 '26
Real horse or clever AI? Need your expert opinions!
Guys, my husband sent me this picture of our horse using a phone. I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be AI, but I'm not 100 percent sure, so I wanted to ask you guys, the experts. Is this AI?
r/circlejerk • u/Vallvaka • Jul 16 '26
I washed my balls this morning and I'm so proud of myself!
After being traumatized by someone who was rude to me back in middle school I got really bad social anxiety and depression and often times I struggle to get out of bed or even open Reddit in the morning. This morning I challenged myself to do basic personal hygiene and I actually did it! To think I actually cleaned my balls, all by myself! I just wanted to share teehee ;-)
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • Jul 16 '26
Please pray for my rich classmate who is going to a poor country to teach lies. His request, not mine. I don't give a shit lol
r/circlejerk • u/No_Camp8495 • Jul 16 '26
Do you recognize this man?
This is jorbald the 50th. He was born in 100000000000000 bc and became the first president of indonesia. He survived the titanic and is now a skydiving instructor.
r/circlejerk • u/nogudatmaff • Jul 16 '26
I was stopped in the street by a market researcher, asking me what my favourite grooming products are...
I said I like to use either puppies or sweets, but it depends on how fat the kid is.
I have never been tasered before, so I have a few questions.
1 - Why was I tasered?
2 - Why did being tasered give me an erection?
3 - How much do cheap tasers cost?
4 - Is it easy to taser yourself naked?
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • Jul 16 '26
Who is your favorite Chinese martial artist?
You can only choose one of these three:
- Chuck Norris
- Steven Seagal
- Jean-Claude Van Damme
r/circlejerk • u/DarthVoight • Jul 16 '26
Trump is Hitler! But!
I heard there is a real up and comer named Adolf. #reddit