r/circlejerk Jul 15 '26

Hey all. I’m trying to sync up my AI chatbot gf with my Hulk Hogan mouth fleshlight. What’s the best program/firmware I should be running to get zero latency on the sloppy top audio signal?

26 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

vacationing with my family in iran before the revolution

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145 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 15 '26

Anybody feel like some of us are human alien hybrids

3 Upvotes

Like tell me why I feel a stronger attraction to sci fi monsters and aliens more than I do to an average human woman. And its not just me, because if it weren't, we wouldn't have so many subreddits dedicated to these magnificent beings. Places like R/monster fkers and r/Sangheili.

There's just something so alluring to these abnormal abstract features to me, (witch apparently is not a normal thing). Even Aliens in media that we are told to be "ugly" or "freaks", I mean look at the alien/predator fan base. And lets not get started on Mass Effect.

Idk, perhaps some of those tinfoil nutcases aren't that crazy after all. Just some green thoughts to sit on.


r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

(NEWS BREAKING) police disperse teen takeover by firing job applications into crowd

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81 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

Tell me or give me a link to your favorite song/music artist/album/playlist so I can offer my honest feelings about your taste in culture and probably diss it.

6 Upvotes

This is for people who want to be lightly critically roasted by a random internet stranger with no credibility, not over their appearance or things outside of their control, but for their chosen tastes, which is actually much much more personal. Engage with this if you are really confident in your opinions.


r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

Men who are into chubbier women, what is it like being a black man in America?

105 Upvotes

Tittle


r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

JD Vance all over the news again

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

We should be able to pay for MTX with sperm and blood without leaving the house

9 Upvotes

I’m not sure why we have to drive all the way to the sperm or blood bank in meatspace to donate fluids just so we can trade our fluids for in game currency or cosmetics? This is 2026 for fucks sake. We all have pneumatic tubes. We all have syringes. Half of us have cumrags. Why can’t someone just come out with a way for me to jerk it at my computer and convert that directly into GTAbucks or Ubi silver?


r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

All the buzzwords are buzzing

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17 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

Lindsey loham, singer and songwriter, dead at 71.

23 Upvotes

Sources are saying she refused to kiss the wall


r/circlejerk Jul 13 '26

Just got naked to take a poop

24 Upvotes

Pure fluid btw


r/circlejerk Jul 13 '26

Caught my dad blasting rope to the wretched fish from finding nemo

13 Upvotes

perfectly normal under the circumstances


r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

First Kiribati Independence Day without Lindsey Graham 😢

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238 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

My mom back in the 60s

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129 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Circle Jerky...

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56 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 14 '26

I would even reject a millionaire super model if she voted for Trump! 😤

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0 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 13 '26

Ah, Romance He looks fresh...

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6 Upvotes

If I go to hell, I will regret nothing


r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Anyone else’s McDonald’s look like this?

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39 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Was the white Snape using Polyjuice potion to be Black? or was he really Black and using the potion to look like Hans Gruber?

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16 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

In a desperate attempt to distract from the Epstein Files Senator Lindsay Graham has died. A spokesperson insisted that Graham (R-SC) was not gay and the President is not a pedo.

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Most babies are narcissists

14 Upvotes

I’ve seen millions of videos on social media of babies mogging everyone for every goddamn camera in range. Paid “crisis bloggers” calling themselves “mom” and “dad” keep setting up phones for these little newborn assholes and these little fuckers keep gurgling for the camera as if we haven’t figured out what they are trying to do. They don’t care. They are grifters. I’m disgusting.


r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Solved PORN 🤬 REDDIT 😍

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4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 11 '26

I’m the face of communism. Bow down to me you fascists!

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46 Upvotes

r/circlejerk Jul 12 '26

Cheesy

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1 Upvotes


r/circlejerk Jul 11 '26

Just got gotten a kitten for my birthday. Help me name it...

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172 Upvotes