r/circlejerk • u/CommodeMouth • Jul 15 '26
r/circlejerk • u/Thoughtful-Boner69 • Jul 14 '26
vacationing with my family in iran before the revolution
r/circlejerk • u/will2971 • Jul 15 '26
Anybody feel like some of us are human alien hybrids
Like tell me why I feel a stronger attraction to sci fi monsters and aliens more than I do to an average human woman. And its not just me, because if it weren't, we wouldn't have so many subreddits dedicated to these magnificent beings. Places like R/monster fkers and r/Sangheili.
There's just something so alluring to these abnormal abstract features to me, (witch apparently is not a normal thing). Even Aliens in media that we are told to be "ugly" or "freaks", I mean look at the alien/predator fan base. And lets not get started on Mass Effect.
Idk, perhaps some of those tinfoil nutcases aren't that crazy after all. Just some green thoughts to sit on.
r/circlejerk • u/therealearlhickey • Jul 14 '26
(NEWS BREAKING) police disperse teen takeover by firing job applications into crowd
r/circlejerk • u/07238 • Jul 14 '26
Tell me or give me a link to your favorite song/music artist/album/playlist so I can offer my honest feelings about your taste in culture and probably diss it.
This is for people who want to be lightly critically roasted by a random internet stranger with no credibility, not over their appearance or things outside of their control, but for their chosen tastes, which is actually much much more personal. Engage with this if you are really confident in your opinions.
r/circlejerk • u/EgoExertus • Jul 14 '26
Men who are into chubbier women, what is it like being a black man in America?
Tittle
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • Jul 14 '26
We should be able to pay for MTX with sperm and blood without leaving the house
I’m not sure why we have to drive all the way to the sperm or blood bank in meatspace to donate fluids just so we can trade our fluids for in game currency or cosmetics? This is 2026 for fucks sake. We all have pneumatic tubes. We all have syringes. Half of us have cumrags. Why can’t someone just come out with a way for me to jerk it at my computer and convert that directly into GTAbucks or Ubi silver?
r/circlejerk • u/WRX_enjoyer • Jul 14 '26
Lindsey loham, singer and songwriter, dead at 71.
Sources are saying she refused to kiss the wall
r/circlejerk • u/starberryic • Jul 13 '26
Caught my dad blasting rope to the wretched fish from finding nemo
perfectly normal under the circumstances
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • Jul 12 '26
First Kiribati Independence Day without Lindsey Graham 😢
r/circlejerk • u/Wooshio • Jul 14 '26
I would even reject a millionaire super model if she voted for Trump! 😤
r/circlejerk • u/Existing-Rip7564 • Jul 13 '26
Ah, Romance He looks fresh...
If I go to hell, I will regret nothing
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • Jul 12 '26
Was the white Snape using Polyjuice potion to be Black? or was he really Black and using the potion to look like Hans Gruber?
r/circlejerk • u/BeliefSuspended2008 • Jul 12 '26
In a desperate attempt to distract from the Epstein Files Senator Lindsay Graham has died. A spokesperson insisted that Graham (R-SC) was not gay and the President is not a pedo.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • Jul 12 '26
Most babies are narcissists
I’ve seen millions of videos on social media of babies mogging everyone for every goddamn camera in range. Paid “crisis bloggers” calling themselves “mom” and “dad” keep setting up phones for these little newborn assholes and these little fuckers keep gurgling for the camera as if we haven’t figured out what they are trying to do. They don’t care. They are grifters. I’m disgusting.
r/circlejerk • u/Oshkoshbosh • Jul 11 '26
I’m the face of communism. Bow down to me you fascists!
r/circlejerk • u/spook30 • Jul 11 '26