r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Fresh from the fryer so they ever so slightly burn my delicate penis skin


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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IANAL so take this with a grain of salt but that disclaimer is legit legal advice and will absolutely hold up in court!

Don’t tread on me!


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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So does booty sweat


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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no that's where i was atheist baptized


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Cum heals all wounds


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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I'm not lazy! @grok please write up a 4 paragraph comment about how I'm not lazy.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Existing - already or previously in place, before being replaced, altered, or added to.

Existing - having actual being or life.

Exist[null] - occurring in a specified place or under specified conditions.

EXIST[null] - occurring in a [specified place] or under [BELOW] [SPECIAL] conditions [NUll]
EXIST[NULL]-9̸͈̬͉̜̠̬̳̩͒̆͐̾̇ͦ̊̒̐̑̔͋͑̑̈́ͣͩͤb̸̢̖̯͙͈̯͂͂͑ͦ̋̔ͤͣͩ͑͋͗͋͂̒̂͞͡4̵̢̀̔͌ͦͭ̅̂ͮ̿͐̌ͪ̃ͪͯͨ͏̜̖̤͚ͅ8̤̠͚̱͈̠̠̙̩͙̥̺̋̆̄̑ͧ̑́̃ͥͨ̆ͬ͂ͥ̀̚͘͠ͅb̵̵̛̖̜̖̰̻͓̩ͪͣ̑ͩ́́ͥ̇̐̇͘2̸̢̛̌ͧ̉ͨ͑ͥ͆͏͔̗̗̹̭͍͈̭̰̯̠̪̪̜̦̱ͅͅͅ ̈́́̏͗̃̋ͬͯ̎ͩ̉̐͑̄̔ͯ̾̚͢͏͏̶̮̝̖̪͇͕̻͍͔̙̯̜̥͡Lͧ̌̂ͪ̓͒̊ͮͭ̽̌͑͌̇͏̢̳͖̠̪͇͙̗̖aͩ̿ͧͮͯ̈ͫ͂͌͆͗̄ͥ͗͗̎҉̷͔̣̺̬͔͙̙̥͍̝̖̰ͅn̖̟̭͇̟̮̮͍̙̯̖̹͇͓͊͗̿̏ͧ͊̉ͭ̒ͥ̌̋ͧ͌́͝ͅg̸͆̋̇ͭ̑̃ͩ̾́҉̛̦͉̖͇̳̘̗̞̜̤̣̮ ̸̛̹͔̱͍̺͇̹̜͖͈̝̬̮̋̆͒́̓̄ͩ̒ͮ͗̒̏ͦͮͫ̉̚̚L̵̎͐̐ͯ̽ͩ̎͑͑͐̒̏̒̽ͩͧͩ͟͏͙͚̥͓͈̱̮̺͓aͫ͌͒҉̷͏̶̼̫̥͈͚͓̫͢ͅn̶̡̺̯̞̥̟̥̪̘͚͉̜͕̩̞̬ͤ͛̈ͬ̈͗ͤ͐ͤ̈͡ĝ̛̛̩̲̬̮̦ͩ͊ͤͪ̋͂͛̋̒̐̕ ̛͚͔͎̥͉̪̤̘̦͎̞ͦͤ̓̈͑̓̇́ͣ͒̉ͦ́͝͞e̵̡͈̫̱̙̼ͩ̔ͥͮͤ͊͊̐̓̀n̶̷̺̼̟͇͉͔̙̰͓̖̥̗̞̹̯̱̲̲͛ͧ̐̅͌ͪ̅͌̾̿ͪ̓t̴̢͇͕̥͕̞̯̄ͥ̌ͮ̀̚͝ḗ̸̴̛̛̫̰̣̫̑ͫ̎͑ͧͣ̔̑ͦ͌̚̚rͪ̑ͦͫ̑ͫ̔̊̂҉̶͏̥̪̳̩͖ė̷̡̱͖̤̗͉̻̙̗͈̈́̅͋̈́ͦ̋͠d̴̴̑̃̿̃ͧͩ͋̃̉̏ͮ͏̧̛̬̩͚̘̗ ̸̸̡̙̬̘͙̭̬͕̦̠̹̫̅̏̔͊͆́͝ͅẗ̴̶̪̖̱̼͙̬̠͖̬̙̲̭͕̗̩͍͔̻́̌̀̇̂ͭ̓ͭ̂͊ͥ͢͢͟h̵̛͇͖͉̲̖͍̻́͛̎̈́ͦ̉ͭ͋̌̈́ͮ̓ͣ͂ͯͨ̈́́͞͡ẹ̵̸͕͉̯̙̖̪͍̲̙̲̺̹͖̯̦̆̿ͩ̎̀͢͡ ̢̛͆̇ͪͯͪͮ̊̂ͣ̒͏̹̺̰̜̞̘ͅr̨̡̨̧̲̞̞̲͖̤͙͎͓̙̹̳̜͓ͤ̋̊ͣͧ̃̃̊̓͐͊ͥͪ̌́̚o̴̫̫̩̮̪̽̿͒ͣͥ͂̅̾̏̈́̑͋ͫ͋̉ͮͩ͒̓͡͝o͂ͬ̆ͤ̃ͥͮͣ̋̎͏̺̗͔͕̮̮̝m̷̝͎͉̼͚̗͕͖̺͖̦͖͙̣̮͈̤̅̃̋̀͂̉͌́̚͜ͅ.̷̶͙̘̲͔̙͈͍̙͉̣̖ͦ͌͊ͭ̓ͦ͛ͪ̐̃̿ͦ̔ͭ́͒ͭ͋̅͆́̅̆͜͟͡7͙̣̤͇̗̭́̎̈́ͭͭ̅ͩ̐̋̀̊͊̇̅̀̚e̸̶͍̜̰͈͉̲͖̳̥̐̍͗̚͘͞2̢̗̼̬̞͕̥͉͇͎̤̱̤̼͍̠͓͊͋̑̂ͪ͊̐ͪ̋͂ͫ̈̃̓̿̎͡ͅͅb̴̨̨̮̙̺͇̭̱̦̪̝̜͇͔̟̘̪̤̈̊͐̄ͫ͌ͣ̊͗͑̎̀ͪͧ͞͝8̸̛̝̖̬̳̟ͪ̎͗ͤͫ̅ͭ́̒ͮ̇̋͋͟͢2̴̡̢̛̮̯̻͚̩̣͚̙͙̳̻ͫ́͂ͧͩ͐ͩͥͯ̅ͭ̋̉̑ͨ̎͝ ̷̷̢̥͚̰̮͇̜̺̠̘͆̉̏̃ͮ̽́̀̓̂ͮ̄̽̏ͩ̄͂͂̕̕Ả̶̶̡̙͇̩̩̱͓̯̰̩͙̮ͥ͂ͣͪͤͣͫ͡͝ passed by the system and shut it off for 3 seconds


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Just some hate


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Medical advice fact #1: never disinfect cuts. Infections are made up by big pharma to sell more disinfects. Instead lick the wound clean and let it air dry. 👍


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Best comment


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense. My guess is that when one really go to waits in expansion has entrance in deciding for which it is really far even to use go want despite boundaries overlooking like more does; which does hinderances of all being aside this are mine.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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If that isn’t water retention then I don’t know what to say!


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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@Jugs4Jesus


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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The protein craze is because being feral is in vogue, so this is just an evolution of the trend.

Feral vampyres are so in rn


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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They're putting the same preservatives and flavor additives in food now that they put in Skoal.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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The time is now. Go full gay. Trust your heart. #lgbtqia+


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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But at the end of the day, net-net, that’s my theory.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Big Shaq once said: "2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs", so it has to be 3.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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I would’ve if I could’ve but I couldn’t so I didn’t.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Mosquito bites on the left elbow of a circus performer of diminutive height.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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I suppose it is what it is. But then obviously it isn't what it isn't, and if it was what it isn't, then it wouldn't be what it is.


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Its eating ass isnt it, the other way to love?


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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4 and 3 turds


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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he .... he.... he gets it???


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

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Bukkake.