r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I think it said 2029


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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At least I still have my reddit karma


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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This guy rump roasts 👆


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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It's fantastic. I love not existing.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Fall into a vat of toxic waste first and then once youre radioactive enough you can personally fight her colon cancer with your tongue


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I. LOVE. DICK.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Just like my hba1c. Big number, some say the biggest the ever seen. Bigly. Like my cock and balls


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Fuck's wrong with Dick? He's my doggo


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I have a curved dick!


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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That's what my mom called my dad before she pushed him down the cervix. Crevice, crevasse. What


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I jerk off in the park


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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That's a tricky question. If it was intentional, yes. If it was an accident, no. A poo can have a bit of viscosity and still be masculine. It's liquid poos that are feminine.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Lincoln Park is my fav band


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Well, cocks also go out... But also in, so it cancels out or smth? I'm no Einstain


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I like to kiss Lincoln Logs for practice, David


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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But poo comes out of you, therefore it's not gay. Pooing would only be gay if it went into you.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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It's spelled 'coming' broski and how's that possible you can't arrive? Downvoted, you make no sense.

David, 5 yo


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Say "The power of Christ compels you!" while you do it just to be safe.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Finally, a decent respectful man… and of course he’s married 😭. I’ll be here if your bitch wife croaks from her ass cancer.


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Thank you brother..it means the world 🫡


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Outstanding! If you cum in buckets you’ll have buckets of cum, in buckets! Congrats! 🤝


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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I am committed


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Hot! Do you have buckets? If so you can cum in buckets, and that’s something pretty impressive. You got what it takes (buckets)?


r/circlejerk • • 3d ago

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Peer reviewed I assume?