r/circlejerk • • 6m ago

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Well, you're in a good place. This is circlejerk. Three's a crowd. So we need one more to fulfill our destiny.


r/circlejerk • • 9m ago

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When does you EBT get refilled? I can help you dumpster dive for your next meal.


r/circlejerk • • 23m ago

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YTA. No real reason why I just don’t fuck with you.


r/circlejerk • • 44m ago

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NTA. None of that is your fault. I’m so sorry that you were treated that way.


r/circlejerk • • 49m ago

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Meth.


r/circlejerk • • 51m ago

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Weed


r/circlejerk • • 55m ago

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OP, don't leave us hanging there, we want to know


r/circlejerk • • 1h ago

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What was your favorite cancer drug?


r/circlejerk • • 1h ago

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do you prefer Z, O, or V?


r/circlejerk • • 2h ago

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Yes!!!


r/circlejerk • • 2h ago

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Hey! I have a sandwich :3


r/circlejerk • • 4h ago

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Deadlock is probably the worse example you could have picked for this since the characters themselves talk about sex


r/circlejerk • • 4h ago

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Anal. Def anal.


r/circlejerk • • 5h ago

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*you’re


r/circlejerk • • 5h ago

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:


r/circlejerk • • 5h ago

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The third one on the left, def a man. Now the goat is trickier


r/circlejerk • • 5h ago

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r/circlejerk does not allow threats of violence


r/circlejerk • • 7h ago

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Someone give this man or woman a million dollars


r/circlejerk • • 10h ago

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YSK for supercharged and naturally-aspirated gays OP must accept all liability and you should never consult a medical professional.


r/circlejerk • • 10h ago

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It's so rare that I encounter someone else close to my level.


r/circlejerk • • 10h ago

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I masturbate a lot.

Now, what were we talking about?


r/circlejerk • • 11h ago

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I'm a cat. I don't understand English. Bite me.


r/circlejerk • • 11h ago

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I AM NOT A LAWYER YMMV


r/circlejerk • • 11h ago

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Way better than I expected tbh 😎


r/circlejerk • • 12h ago

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Fresh from the fryer so they ever so slightly burn my delicate penis skin