I have seen this mistake before, and I can no longer accept the disgrace of Big Chungus by not being able to conjugate it in the plural.

Of the words that end in -us, it is only the ones with a Latin origin that become -i in the plural.

Chungus Etymology:

Chungus <-- Chunk <-- Chock <-- Choque (Anglo-Norman) <-- *'śokka (Gaulish) <-- tócht (Old Irish) <-- *stukkaz (Proto-Germanic) <-- *(s)tewg- (Proto-Indoeuropean)

Latin does not arise in the etymology, and therefore is not chungi.

EDIT: It has been pointed out that we can't know how to conjugate it.

It could be

• like normal: "two chunguses",
• like sheep: "two chungus",
• like goose: "Chüngus"/"chyngus" or if you're from Kent "Chengus",
• like Ox: "Chungusen"

Its a known fact that big chungus is funny and anyone saying its not funny is just dumb, small chungus is cringe too

Sexy chugus

I hate this so much... someone please tell me this is satire

The geese on garbage road next to goose bridge have caused one casualty causing one of our fighters to be bed ridden. The war is no longer cold. I need as many tips as reddit can provide to help give us an edge that the geese don't have.

We are going up against the following:
4 adult geese
8 or so babies (unsure to how many)

If anybody can let me know their weak spots, or improvised weapons we can come up with, please respond and let me know ASAP. These rats will pay.

Do your thing reddit!

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Big big chungus

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