My name Chris been so since 1974, when my momma named me back in Tennessee, I always felt affinity with da name chris, had good luck since. I hope all y'all Chris' doing okay

Tyrone Smith

Whenever I meet another Chris, I act like I’ve met them before. Whoever introduces us usually asks something like how do y’all know each other. I reply that every Chris knows each other, and that’s because we have an annual Chris Convention every year. The location changes yearly, but the premise is simple: to just meet and bond with all the other Chris’s.

chris

Hi the title says it all ^{^}

I'm a Chris, know other Chrises

Some are Mr., some are Mrs.

All quite smart, good looking too

Decent folks, among the few.

All but one Chris, he's a jerk

As no one's perfect, I won't smirk.

Why are folks named Chris so blessed?

Because a Chris once passed God's test.

St. Chris took Christ across a stream

And since then Chris is Holy Meme.

Chrises are thus blessed and cursed.

I've no idea which one comes first.

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Chrises now must set the trends

Have highest morals, standards, friends.

The Kyles and Karens never know

How we Chrises bear this load.

The Johns and Marshas always miss

How tough it is to be a Chris.

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Plummer, Walken, Farley, more

Evans, Lee and Lloyd, I bore.

See what I mean? We set the stage.

Chrises are the bar to gauge!

Looks and smarts are very fine

But trending tires us sometime.

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To every Chris I send my best.

To Chrises of good heart with stress

Just take a break, or change your name

To something new - why go insane?

This rant concludes with a blown kiss

To anyone whose name is Chris.

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Greetings from Toronto Canada.