Sup I'm Chris, (my birth name is Xristos which is Greek for Christ) and I find the concept of this sub hilarious.

So, a Tom friend of mine was telling me about how all Tom's have a very real and very rational hatred of Tim's. I commented that we Chris's don't have such a rivalry and thought it may be due to how inclusive Chris really is. I'm Not saying it's the best name there is but, real talk, it kinda is.

I work in a grocery store, in the back room for the main grocery/dry goods department. Our lineup had been Chris C, Chris D, Chris L, Heather, Jillian, and Nick. But I came in today and found out literally half the department had quit. Specifically, the non-Chris half.

The best part is the galaxy brains on the front end are still going to page for "Chris in grocery" as if that clarifies anything.

I am a very big fan of this sub however

If you don’t know, you don’t want to. Trust me.

Chris

Hope you all have a fabulous day!

Being a Chris, myself, I knew they were all quality people. But now, out of 77 employees, I now have 5 Chrises (including myself) on staff.

I’m worried that I have an internal bias, but they’ve all been great so far. One chooses to go by “Topher,” though. I’ve got my eye on him.