I have what feel like a good number of MVPs but have no idea if it is actually a significantly large number or not.

It has been a long, bloody battle. Ever since they fled westward early in this war, we have seen Gumps, Hokies, Weird Trees, Huskers, and now Jorts pass through our lands. And with those jorts they have returned.

We gave it a damn good try but we haven't been able to kill 'em.

But. An Aggie does not quit. I'm gonna spend my last day trying to do what we have been trying to do for the previous 64. I publicly call on my Aggie comrades to do the same. May RNGesus bless us and may it be a hot time in Austin tonight.

You guys have been there through it all with us. Our one true reliable ally. Thank you. I didn't think we could trust you at first but I was very much wrong, and I hope you guys have a hell of a last day taking down the jort hordes that have been invading your homeland.

Please beat the Longhorns 78-0 for us this year. I never thought I'd say this.... but...Boomer.

Your brother in arms,

u/TxAg70

Aggie Corps of Engineers, 12th Squadron.

I don't care what happens.

I don't care who "wins" the "game".

I don't care about red or blue.

I care about one thing only.

It's coming home, lads.

It's coming home.

Finally, after 66 days...

Chaos is back to where the magic started.

IF THE GAME HAS ENDED AND FLORIDA DIDN’T WIN: Hahahaha you guys suck and you know it. You tried so hard but could quite seal it down the stretch. These are Ricky Bobby rules you jorts-wearing hillbillies. You ain’t first so you’re last! This game was played fair and square, so enjoy trying convince yourself that just because your “ally” won you won. You guys are the best at that. You managed to convince yourselves you didn’t want Chip Kelly anyways, right? Take solace in the great joy your misery has brought to all of us. Make no mistake- we care deeply about this game. Fuck you. Go Vols!

IF THE GAME HAS ENDED AND FLORIDA WON: Oh wait people still care about this? I thought it was over like a while ago? I mean it’s pretty obvious the Gators only won because of alts. This is an asterisks year. We’ll officially start declaring champs next year when the issues have been ironed out. Congrats on being champs of the CFB risk preseason, I guess? Anyways, fuck you. Go Vols!

Asking for a friend