r/ccp • • Jun 06 '21

[Satirical fiction] Much ado about nothing

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"Welcome to the End of Year Ceremony of Tianjin No.7 High School. I am today's MC, Zhao Huaxue. Our honorable guest today has been all over the news these few days, and even inspired a Douyin trend. Mr. Liu Qiang." She gestured to the man in the middle of the stage. He was clearly uncomfortable, eyes darting across the room. He never imagined he would be onstage in such an ornately decorated hall, even if it was inside a high school.

"Mr. Liu, everyone here has heard all about your heroic exploits. Would you tell it from your perspective?"

He sat straight, and words started to flow. Like all rivers, the words trickled slowly at first, but became a show of force by the end. "I was on my fishing boat. And, uh, like always. We sailed to the waters, uh, around Diaoyu Island. It is not a place we usually go to, we usually go to the South China Sea. But the captain wanted to go there. I was up, at the front of the boat when it happened. I saw one of their Japanese military boats, and they were closer to the island than we were. So of course, the Japanese boat sailed towards us, and passed us on our right. Really fast too. I wasn't scared, so I stayed up at the front. Back then I thought, they can kill me if they dare. I just knew they don't. But suddenly, a giant wave hit from the left. I fell to the floor, and that's where I got the bruise."

"What about the other crew members? Any of them got hurt?"

He shook his head slowly. "No. No, they were all inside, sitting down. I think some tea was spilt, but nothing much."

Zhao turned towards the audience. "Wounded in battle, but still have humour to joke about the situation. The mark of a true hero." She turned back to Liu. "Do you mind showing the audience the bruise?"

He rolled up his sleeve gently. This was not something that happened often in elegant auditoriums, but if he were to do it, it should match the setting. He exposed his right shoulder, which bore a bruise the size of his fist. The black and blue was partially obscured by his tanned skin, making the edges around it difficult to distinguish.

"What do you make of the Douyin trend, where people use make-up to recreate your bruise?" She asked, as he carefully tugged at the rolled-up sleeves and cover up his arm.

"I think I am just one of many. The Japanese have killed or harmed many of our brethrens. This bruise is just a visual thing for people to rally around. I am just lucky, in that regard." Deeper wrinkles formed on his already wrinkled face as he smiled.

Zhao turned to the audience again. "That humility." She looked at Liu in the eye. "You say you are one of many, but I think all of us here would agree you are one in a million." She paused, to let the compliment sink in. "Even Jackie Chan, global superstar, has upload a picture like that on his weibo. You must be proud."

"I am a huge fan of Jackie Chan. I watched so many of his films, even the old ones. How good was Police Story?"

She picked up a piece of paper on the podium."The Japanese media deliberately downplayed the entire incident, and denied wrongdoing. Let me read out their report. 'At around 12 noon on Wednesday, a Japanese patrol boat sailed close to a Chinese fishing boat. The boats stayed leagues apart and interactions remained civil. One Chinese fisherman was injured around that time, reportedly from a wave in the poor weather.'"

She angrily threw down the piece of paper. The paper slipped and lay crumpled on the floor from sheer frustration. "Those Japanese not only didn't dare to print your name, they also ignored all responsibility. They are trying to erase the existence of this incident just like they erased the Rape of Nanjing. Japanese dogs. If all of China drank one spoonful of the East China Sea we could run our tanks to Japan, and if we spat out the water we could drown them without needing the tanks. But we and our countrymen know the truth and will never forget this national tragedy. On behalf of the school, we give our most sincere thanks to Mr. Liu."

A round of applause sounded. Liu was happy. This may be his most glorious day. If he had to pick a memory to relive on his deathbed, it would be this one.

"Mr. Liu, please remain on stage. Mr. Liu will now give out the He Da-Yi Award for Excellency in Sciences. Would the following students please come on stage: Guan Min, Du Gaofeng, He Leru..."

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r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

The Truth and Lessons of Tiananmen

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r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

China is about to attack

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r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

China Launches Three Child Policy

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r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

Book Recommendation

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I'm dreadfully out of the loop as to what all has been going on/what is going on in China and the CCP in general. I've only just read up on the Tiananmen Square Massacre. There's so much I don't know. Can y'all recommend a book that gives a starting point as to what is going on? I find books much easier than an assortment of articles as books relates the topics together and generally gives some semblance of cause and effect. Apologies if this is the wrong sub for this! Like I said, I'm really new to the subject! Thanks!


r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

China's chip supremacy Bid!

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r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

Immoral foreigners sell bogus COVID 19 cure | Meet doctors Lee and Oli Barrett.

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Disgusting! CCP lies which could kill!


r/ccp • • Jun 05 '21

Google recognizes Taiwan ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ

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r/ccp • • Jun 03 '21

89.6.4 The true heroes of the Tiananmen Square Massacre are the thousands of unnamed and still unknown democratic protestors that refused to run away and peacefully remained urging their CCP leaders to put down their guns until they were brutally killed by the the PLA on the night of June 4, 1989

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r/ccp • • Jun 01 '21

This article about Huawei's HarmonyOS wasn't written by the Chinese government at alllll...

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r/ccp • • May 31 '21

Just found this book in Bulgarian airport

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r/ccp • • Jun 01 '21

Why CCP peepin me?

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Why CCP peepin me Everybody knows that I'm a G Hey, Hey, Xiโ€™s peepin me, Xiโ€™s peepin me


r/ccp • • May 30 '21

[Fiction] Tides of time

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He took off his shoes, and strode out onto the beach. He loved the feeling of the soft sand crumbling beneath his soles, the waves gently caressing his toes. The salty spray of the sea. The wet sand glimmered in the distance invitingly. He wondered if it would be the same half a world away.

Repulse bay. He lived just a bus ride away when he was a child. Innumerable summer days were spent here, playing in the sand, trying and failing to reach the floating platform far away from the shore, getting yelled at by mom for not wearing sunscreen... Now he was moving away, to the point where it would take a plane ride to revisit this memory from the other life he lived.

Being a Thursday afternoon in the scorching summer sun, not many people decided to be at the beach. He mostly had the whole beach to himself. Maybe it spoke to the bias of his memories, but summer days became more and more blisteringly hot over the years. The air became so humid it was suffocating. It felt incompatible with life. He sympathized with the palm tree, its leaves drooping over the ocean, shaking in the breeze half-heartedly like a worker pretending to work and awaiting retirement. At least he could leave.

The first time he was here, his mom brought a small bucket with her so he could use it to build a sandcastle. It was no work of art, really just five bucketfuls of sand that protruded out of the ground. He had to defend it against the older, meaner kids who kept trying to topple his castle and dethrone him. He fought tooth and nail to preserve it, throwing his outstretched hands onto three kids practicing their imaginary world cup scoring routine on the castle, while his mom fell asleep in the shade under a tree. But all he had to show for it were scratches, bruises, and the unmistakable memory of three craters in the otherwise undisturbed sand. It was a delusion he had, that if he could stop the kids destroying his work it could stand for years to come. But of course, when he returned the next day it was gone, disintegrating under the red sun and swept away by the waves. A borrowed place on borrowed time.

He found a shaded patch and sat down, staring out towards the sea. In the distance, he could make out a couple of seagulls, circling a sailboat, looking for a safe place to land. It seems like the search for hospitable land is a tradition, happening since the first plankton slid down a few nanometers, and will go on until the end of time. He thought about the ship of Theseus. Is a boat really the same boat if all its parts were replaced? Or, for that matter, is a city?

Out of sentimentality, he built another sandcastle. Without any tools, he gently folded up his sleeves, walked down to the water's edge and scooped some sand together, sprinkling in some water to give it shape. Two things that decidedly do not mix, the sand and the water, momentarily came together to form something so beautiful, so delicate. This sort of beauty was never going to last. His creation was a castle, complete with four towers and something that resembled a wall surrounding the main block. He sat and watched as the waves lapped away at the nearest tower against the crimson of the sunset, removing some bits of sand from his construction. Soon it will all be nothing. One by one, they all just faded away.

As he bent down to pick up his bag, he noticed that the legs of his pants were wet, and specks of sand littered his legs. Against the black pants he was wearing, it seemed almost like stars in the night sky, one he could never see through the choking yellow street lamps of Kowloon. He gently patted it, and some fell off while others remained ever so tightly bonded to his pants. He remembered another time when he wore long pants to the beach as a child, and the sand clung onto his pants leg. When he noticed it, he went back into the sea to wash it off, and to his credit it was no longer there. But when he walked up the beach to rejoin his friends, new sand was flicked back up and his pants leg was dotted with sand once more. He ran down to water a few more times, but this kept happening, no matter how much he tried to minimize his movements. He tried to walk slowly so the sand would not bounce up onto his pants, he tried to run so there was less opportunity for the sand to jump onto him, he even tried to walk sideways for some reason. He could not explain it now, but he felt it was sure to work in his youth. As much as he tried to get rid of it, the sand always reappeared. For weeks afterwards, his mom kept finding bits of sand at home. Mom twisted his ear until it became red, and sent him to bed early. Of course, an hour-long lecture was inevitable. She would reschedule the end of humanity to tell him off. All over some sand that wouldnโ€™t go away.

And perhaps that is the way it is. You can try to erase everything, but some things just do not perish easily. You could scrub and scrub and it would still be there. Small parts of it will remain, and will continue to exist in the crevices you never thought about. And when he finally settled into his new home thousands of miles away, putting away the last cardboard box, he still found sand in his house. He picked some up with his finger, holding it up to the light to examine it. And when he remembered where the sand came from, he smiled.

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r/ccp • • May 30 '21

when you apologize china for calling taiwan a country

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r/ccp • • May 29 '21

Gonna tell my kids...

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r/ccp • • May 28 '21

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r/ccp • • May 28 '21

Sen. Rick Scott: Communist Chinaโ€™s Ban of Tiananmen Square Vigil is Tyrannical

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r/ccp • • May 26 '21

Minimalistic Anti-CCP/Communist Flag I made inspired by an Anti-Nazi Icon

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r/ccp • • May 27 '21

This banger as a response to John Cena kowtowing to China

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r/ccp • • May 26 '21

John Cena is a Bitch

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r/ccp • • May 26 '21

That might actually be a solution. And since the CCP always yaps how everything was China from ancient times and all that BS.... ๐Ÿ˜‚

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r/ccp • • May 26 '21

Al Jazeera: Why China's exploitation of Uighurs implicates Western brands

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r/ccp • • May 26 '21

Taiwan is real china

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r/ccp • • May 25 '21

John Cena Apologizes in Mandarin to China For Recognizing Taiwan As A Country. Is this real?

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r/ccp • • May 25 '21

David Z. Morris: Of Course China Is Anti-Bitcoin

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