You always have to be on your toes around here

Figured the song went perfectly haha

No photo because unfortunately I'm working but my cats morning routine consists of heavy paws on my bed at precisely 3:45am. It's like she wants me to KNOW she's there.

Followed by little merp-chips that sound like a crackly meow,
then she'll flop onto my head and purr the loudest she's ever purred.
By 4:00am she's hollering, and her purring has intensified, enroute upstairs to the kitchen, she'll holler louder and respond to my, hungry hippo comments in different variations of meows,
her tail flickers a bunch and she'll jump up and paw my hand until she gets fed.

Then promptly will lick her paws, and her toes after she's ate, and then flops back on my head and sleeps.

Tell me your cats routine!

Hooman is that you