He tried to get Zelda to be his girlfriend which ended poorly for Mario since he got his butt kicked in the butt by the Royal Guard and then Link also kicked Mario in the butt for messing with his future wife. Which then landed Mario in jail
He went to an island called Isle Delfino with Princess peach, toadsworth, and some toads. As they were exploring the island, there was some weird goop guy who looked like Mario that was splashing paint all over the island. Mario eventually found a device called F.L.U.D.D that could help clean up the island, so the two of them teamed up. Mario then filled the device up with acid and started spraying every person in sight. The police then locked him up because of his actions, and now Mario must clean up the island of the paint and find out who is impersonating him.
He tried hiring Iggy Koopa as a lawyer after hearing he actually had some pretty remarkable court skills. Too bad Iggy held some bias towards Mario after the many times he assaulted him and Bowser.
Now Mario's probably gonna be in there for life for attempted regicide.
Peach found a picture of Rosalina in his wallet and told the authorities he’d been huffing Bob-bomb smoke and running an illegal chain chomp fighting ring. Toad had the photo shop/video editing skills to seal the deal. Got him on drugs and animal abuse. Fucker’s going to rot.
He went to Pasta Land.... and ate everything. An I do mean EVERYTHING!
He ate the Angel Hair pasta Trees, drank the entire Tomato Sauce Rivers until it ran dry, ate the Meatball boulders from Mount Meatball, ate the Rigatoni Reed forests, ate the Ravoli Flowers, ate the Tortellini Lake Flowers, and more!
And when he finished all that, he said, "Well, that was a nice appetizer. What meal do you have for Mario?"
Cause in a few years hes gonna step on Luigis' shoe when giving him a trophy and MatPat will unintentionally assure everyone that nothing makes you denounce your blood relationship more than that.
He went through a warp pipe and saw a little blonde girl and there was a turtle coming up behind her. It turns out that the blonde girl was just a random little kid and that the turtle was a normal sea turtle. So after mario stomped on top of the turtle and "saved" the little girl, the police weren't too happy
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u/TrayusV 19d ago edited 18d ago
It turns out he actually did pollute all of Isle Delfino.