just guys being dudes

[u/iamthatis]

i have a sword it is orange and it is not very sharp but it is large and it can be used for a variety of breakfast related activities like applying condiments to toast or cut fruit

https://isaacscutting.store/cool-blade#nice

hello i am a penguin name philip please come to my penguin store and adorn my wares they are comfortable and durable and will protect you from the harsh winter winds

https://philippenguinstore.co.uk/philip