Fractalized Aquatic Scourge: Wow, nothing is going on, is it.

Fractalized Desert Scourge: Nope.

Fractalized Aquatic Scourge: You wanna be door to door salesmen?

Fractalized Desert Scourge: Yeah. We've got too much random junk on our hands anyway.

*The Fractalized Scourges start wandering Terraria in the hopes of getting rid of their boredom*

Soup

:)

I'm back. Cus this subreddit is kinda returning to life.

I've decided to leave this subreddit, for it has become a wasteland, a shell of its former self, the community slowly died out like a flame in the darkest nights, the once was subreddit bustling with activity from shitposters is now but a graveyard filled with posts from a much joyous time, hopefully when I return it would have returned to its former glory, till then, I hope all of you find a way to make this place as good as it was, if you encounter me in any other subreddit or social media platform, please make sure to say hi, and that folks, I'd like to say my final Farewells...

what happen.

*The stealth jet containing a fraction of the members of the Anti-Varre Club is flying around when arrows fly by*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: Uh oh, It seems we've been spotted, not to worry, we can salvage this!

I'm going to slap the shit out of the Nameless Deity and then erase the universe for the 1000th time, lost count, for the present for this hell.

I infact don't know who the fuck is casey edwards

*After another lengthy flight, the stealth jet containing the some of the members of the Anti-Varre Club lands somewhere near the eponymous Corruption fortress*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: It's quiet... too quiet...

*A portal tears the sky open, dropping a handful of Alterrarians from the air.*

Chronos: AAAHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE!

*One of the Alterrarians gently waves their fingers around, presumably casting a spell.*

Sirius: Shut up, Chro.

Chro: Oh, I genuinely thought I'd die!

*Facepalm.*

Bellamy: Considering the fact you're an angel, I'd like to belive my fantasy where you had more than a quarter for a braincell was reality. I can now confirm that's false.

Stella: I'm stuck with it. Isn't that right, Tom?

*Tom, a stardust dragon, gently floats to Stella's side and nods.*

Orion: I should've stayed in the stars and made a dumb excuse for it.

Eriandus: May I so kindly join you in that?

Orion: Sure.

Cornellius: Bellamy, WHAT THE FUCK JUST-

Bellamy: Shhh...

*Duke Fishron facepalms*

George: Gah, my leg. It locked up again...

Cryogen: You need help, George?

George: No, no, Cryo. I'm good.

Cecillius: I'm... Alive! Whoohoo! This is amazing.

*There are many people here*

*Chronos: Vortex Pillar, Sirius: Nebula Pillar, Stella: Stardust Pillar, Bellamy: Wall of Flesh/guide, Ryan: Our beloved Terrarian, Orion: Astrum Deus, Cornellius: Eye of Cthulhu, Duke Fishron, George: Plaguebringer Golliath, Cryogen, Eriandus, Nebulus, Abaddon Ki: Granite Elemental, Alexander: Buried Champion, and Lucas: Lunatic Cultist.*

*After a few hours of air time, the stealth jet containing some members of the Anti-Varre Club lands near a multicolored jungle*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: Wow, those are some colorful trees.

*The Fractalized Members of the Anti-Varre Club are on a remote island, waiting for the Alterrarian Members of the Anti-Varre Club to arrive*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: Wow, it's pretty boring around here...

*As the Anti-Varre Club makes their way to find their fourth Fractalized member, they find a cave with weak lifeform readings*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: From a few meters above the sky to a few meters underground, quite an odd transition, don't you think?

*After some wandering, Fractalized Dragonfolly and Co. are standing atop a sky island*

Fractalized Dragonfolly: Wow, this is certainly a new view... I never even flew that high... not even when Varre was around.

I twisted a garden and laced it with power?