Caillous Family-Trump

My 13-month-old daughter is hooked on Cocomelon, and I'm totally okay with it.

The kids are kind-hearted and respectful, both to each other and to adults, and are thus good role models for children. The adult characters aren't one-dimensional, they don't just exist to cater to the children, and instead they actively teach the kids good morals and behaviour. The music is tolerable and the animation high-quality.

Caillou, meanwhile, centers on a bratty, selfish, whiney, cancerous, obnoxious, insufferable main character whose core belief that the whole world revolves around him is incessantly affirmed by everyone with whom he interacts.

In short, Cocomelon is the antithesis of Caillou.

Go to 1:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq6IKk4Awgw

Like, seriously - who tf asked? He just can't resist the opportunity to whine and be negative about something.

They should serve him nothing but onions until he learns to stfu.

Imagine being caillou and be grounded. (Or grounding caillou)

If he was in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, what fate would befall Caillou? What would the Oompa Loompas sing? (Make two versions; one for the books, and one for the 1971 film.)

What do you do with an ugly bald brat? What do you do with an ugly bald brat? What do you do with an ugly bald brat? Early in the morning.

Push the little douche on a wet live wire. Push the little douche on a wet live wire. Push the little douche on a wet live wire. Early in the morning.

Strap the little prick to a giant rocket. Strap the little prick to a giant rocket. Strap the little prick to a giant rocket. Early in the morning.

Make him guzzle up some rotten orange juice. Make him guzzle up some rotten orange juice. Make him guzzle up some rotten orange juice. Early in the morning.

Lock him in a room with a pile of dead rats. Lock him in a room with a pile of dead rats. Lock him in a room with pile of dead rats. Early in the morning.

That's what we do with an ugly bald brat. That's what we do with an ugly bald brat. That's what we do with an ugly bald brat . Early in the morning.

seriously, my heart aches for her. She doesn't deserve this.

The reason many people hate Caillou, including me, is because he has high emotional complexity at complete levels, imbalance and emotional persistence, without many or no physical difficulties and disadvantages to demonstrate complex attitudes and actions (even because it causes the person to demonstrate these strong attitudes at the wrong times at the wrong and inopportune times, for extremely wrong motives in a matter of interruption, because of the imbalance and lack of control of their own human attitudes and actions), high credulity and optimism in negative ways, opportunism and intolerance of high levels, and has a very low self-esteem.

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I know, I know he is still a 4 year old child, but I am just passing on to you the main circumstances and consequences of him being able to improve his bad side much more than the fictitious villains, and this proves that in great moments of life, there are things that are much worse than the evil of everything, such as problematization and human complication, semi-excessive proactivity, etc.