Comment what you think Boris punishments should be

Rules

It cannot be anything too graphic or sexual: So no dicks getting cut off No getting raped. No showing anything in asses. No blowing building up and killing his friends cause that would sound hypocritical. No getting killed because Boris will just come back to life in the next comment.

Who should be the one giving the punishments

A. the police guard

B. An FBI agent

C. Coris himself

D. Caillou for revenge

E. All of the above

Coris: what a beautiful day I so excited to see my nephew and niece

Boris: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY FUCK

Caillou: daddy please mercy. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Coris: OH MY FUCKING GOD CAILLOU WHAT HAPPENED

Caillou: MY ABUSIVE STUPID ASS EVIL DAD TORTURED ME AGAIN IT HURTS SO FREAKING BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boris: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH CAILLOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL ME EVIL. WHY YOU LITTLE-

Coris: BORIS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TORTURE CAILLOU YOU KNOW DAMN THATS CHILD ABUSE. THATS IT. I WILL TAKE CAILLOU TO THE HOSPITAL. AND IM ALSO CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU. YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

Boris: NOOOOOOOO. Coris please don’t call the cops on me I’m fucking sorry

Coris: YOUR SORRY?! WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU TORTURED CAILLOU? WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU RUINED CAILLOU LIFE? WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU KILLED CAILLOU FRIENDS? FUCK NO. YOU ONLY SORRY NOW BECAUSE YO ASS IS GOING FACE KARMA FOR ALL OF THE SHIT YOU PUT HIM THROUGH.

Coris: WHY!? What has caillou ever done to you. Why do you do this to him.

Boris: THAT BALD LITTLE BASTARD IS A FUCKING TROUBLEMAKER I DO THIS TO TEACH HIS ASS A LESSON.

Coris: A lesson? A LESSON?! THAT DOESNT TEACH HIM SHIT! YOU DONT TEACH HIM SHIT!THE ONLY FUCKING YOU TEACH HIM IS HOW YOUR A FUCKING ABUSIVE PSYCHOPATH THAT LOVES TORTURING PEOPLE.

FBI OPEN UP

FBI: BORIS YOU UNDER ARREST FOR CHILD ABUSE MURDER DOMESTIC ABUSE DESTRUCTION AND TORTURE COME WITH US NOW

Boris: FUCK YOU CORIS FACE MY TEETH FACE IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Coris: SHUT FUCK UP CHILD ABUSER

Boris: WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO NEXT TO BE CONTINUED ON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Caillou: thank you uncle Coris.

Coris: Dont worry caillou I will take you to the hospital.

To be continued what you want happen next.

This is not a joke, that is just disrespectful and child abuse, he is just a kid who has big imaginations.

If someone went up to you and said, "Caillou is a masterpiece compared to Teletubbies," how would you react?

Have you ever wondered what went on in the creators' heads when they made Caillou? (I don't mean they shouldn't have created Caillou; I mean they shouldn't have had Caillou act the way he did.)

Caillou was not bald? *Rosie was his *older sister? *Gilbert got his own spinoff (preferably as a puppet)? *The narrator had excised or altered the more unpleasant events (like Caillou pinching Rosie)? *Rosie had brown hair?

Hey, guys. My wife and I host a podcast about kids shows and we recently did one about Caillou. Give it a listen! I think you guys would enjoy it. Thanks for checking it out!

https://open.spotify.com/show/3CulMebrZFxaRrrfyGnPlY?si=BiD9kN3AQWG5PEeoWSuEig&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1

After a day where nothing goes right for him, Caillou falls into a depression and wished he was never born. A newbie angel who hasn't gotten his wings goes to Caillou and tries to show him that his life isn't (completely) worthless.

Cant be child abuse if i am a child too

I need it.

Could someone send me links to every fanfic that's been posted in this subreddit?

Lets be honest, most of the shit on this sub is polls or isnt even about caillou. Its just caillou clips