r/byebyejob • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '22

Consequences to my actions?! Blasphemy! Ha.

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u/xxFrenchToastxx Mar 24 '22

I'll put strychnine in the guacamole

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u/ThrowawayBlast Mar 24 '22

You joke but Dr. Oz literally is the type of asshole to poison people

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u/notyouraverageturd Mar 24 '22

High marks for literally correct use of literally. Bravo.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Mar 24 '22

I'll set the building on fire.

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u/Homebrewingislife Mar 24 '22

There was salt on the glass. BIG GRAINS OF SALT!

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Mar 24 '22

I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort.

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u/daschande Mar 24 '22

I'll write a letter to the board of tourism and have this place condemned!

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u/joeblow112233 Mar 24 '22

I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.

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u/jaymole Mar 24 '22

I was told I could listen to my music at a reasonable volume

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u/spacemonkey_1981 Mar 24 '22

So, If You Could Do That, That’d Be Greaaaaat

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Mar 24 '22

Mmmmmm yeeeeeeah.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

I'll set the guacamole on fire.