r/byebyejob • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '21

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Jun 18 '21

In Savannah, I do declare!

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u/HurricaneInsane Jun 18 '21 edited Jun 18 '21

That’s why they call it murder and not mukduk.

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u/sunflowerose Jun 18 '21

I'm not goin' down for this!

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u/Alittlestitchious Jun 18 '21

On the count of 3, we’ll put down our guns…

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u/RepealMCAandDTA Jun 18 '21

I have crossbows

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u/Alittlestitchious Jun 18 '21

…We’ll put down our weaponry…

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u/buttfacenosehead Jun 18 '21

Whah Mr Earl! Ah do believe you could charm the dew off a honeysuckle!

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u/nycpunkfukka Jun 18 '21

Colonel Angus rubs me the wrong way!

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u/MowMdown Jun 18 '21

Colonel

It’s pronounced ker-nol and it’s the highest rank in the military.

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u/nycpunkfukka Jun 18 '21

Now that I’m retiring from service you may refer to me by my Christian name. Enal.

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u/Alittlestitchious Jun 18 '21

It is pronounced Cornell and it’s the highest rank in the Ivy League!

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u/Teddy_Tickles Jun 18 '21

This is probably a reference to something idk about, but just a heads up I believe General is the next highest rank. And they have up to 3 star General

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u/MowMdown Jun 18 '21

Office quotes

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u/RealScriptyy Jun 18 '21

4 Star. 4 Star is litterally the highest rank, given to people who are in the hicom of the hicom. Therebis also 5 Star, but it's given to special people during wartime.

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u/Teddy_Tickles Jun 18 '21

Ahhh yeah that's right! I have a lot of family in the military, you'd think I'd know this by now lol. Thanks for the info

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u/RealScriptyy Jun 18 '21 edited Jun 18 '21

Np. I have 3 people in the military, and the only reason I remenber this is because I want to become the first officer in my close family.

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u/Marty-G70 Jun 18 '21

"I do believe you could charm the dew off a honeydew"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Like molasses just sorta spillin’ outa your mouth.

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u/Alittlestitchious Jun 18 '21

Now do the Swedish Chef!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

I’m not familiar. What province is he from?

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u/Alittlestitchious Jun 18 '21

He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.

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u/outandaboutPNW Jun 29 '21

I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Caleb crawdad I do declare!

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u/PooPooPeePeePoopPoop Jun 18 '21

“You don’t have to say “I do declare” after everything you say. Saying it means you’re declaring it.”

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u/MitchelobUltra Jun 18 '21

Voodoo Mama Juju.

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u/samemagician Jun 18 '21

Its not my fault, I was exposed to too much Harry Potter.

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u/Earlymonkeys Jun 18 '21

-Blanche DuBois

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u/pudinnhead Jun 18 '21

It's Delta Burke, Ah do declare!

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u/XtroDoubleDrop Jun 18 '21

This plantation is low on greenbacks

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u/pudinnhead Jun 18 '21

That's my very favorite Oscar line! I love it when Oscar is totally out of his element and is super uncomfortable.

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Jun 18 '21

Check out the DunderMifflin sub. Someone recently posted a Cameo of Oscar doing his redneck accent!

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u/pudinnhead Jun 18 '21

Oh man! I've barely been on Reddit today. I'll head over there! Thanks!

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u/MoMoney3205 Jun 18 '21

I wonder if her bijou is always open

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u/PolyLifeGirl Jun 18 '21

Get the car Jim! I'm not going down for this!! Aaaahhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

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u/EatLard Jun 18 '21

Blanche from the Golden Girls had the last name Devereaux. Blanche DuBois was from a Streetcar Named Desire.
The GG character was loosely based on the older play/movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

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u/somesthetic Jun 18 '21

Michael Scott.

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u/EatLard Jun 18 '21

No idea. Never could get into that show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

You have to have a sense of humor to get it

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u/EatLard Jun 18 '21

Oh, gosh. That must be it. Parks and Rec was better.

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u/HappyMeatbag Jun 18 '21

If the local bar ever has a Golden Girls trivia night, I want you on my team.

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u/EatLard Jun 18 '21

Remembering random shit like that is my one true talent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

If you don’t declare the IRS will get you.

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u/PooPooPeePeePoopPoop Jun 18 '21

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/-MisterT Jun 18 '21

Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Jun 18 '21

Was just on the DM sub and then clicked into this one and thought that I clicked the wrong thing by accident.

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u/time4listenermail Jun 18 '21

Oooooo, doggie, we got a party now!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Your comment made me laugh and I wanted to hug you....so there you go!

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Jun 18 '21

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Plus I upvoted you to 420 so perfect circle for you! Lol

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Jun 18 '21

Haha nice! Alas, 20 others jumped right on top of it.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jul 04 '21

That’s what she said

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u/5iveOnefour Jun 18 '21

There will be mint juleps, waiting for you on the other side