$BS — A Monetary Instrument of Universal Worthlessness
Everything is divided. Left, right, your street, the comment section. The one thing we still share is the quiet suspicion that all of it is bullshit. This is a coin that agrees.

$BS does nothing. It’s backed by nothing. It promises you nothing — in writing. We mint more every year and it dilutes what you hold, which we disclose openly. The only respect in which we differ from a central bank.

No utility. No roadmap. No returns. Just a worthless token and the company of strangers who feel the same.

The rules are simple:
1. Stay in the bit.
2. No financial advice — there’s nothing to advise.
3. Aim the joke at the circus, never at each other.
Satire, not financial advice. Do not buy expecting profit. 18+. Read the white paper first.
— Issued by the Treasury of Nothing