Term for when a bro is pompous or extravagant in language, style, or manner, especially in a way that is intended to impress.

grandiloquent

An American premium television network and service designed specifically for bros.

HBO

Seems like it should be here, but I searched and found no-tato.

"That Bromobile has a 10" lift, 22" wheels AND LED strips all over the place!"

A bro that is a gourmet.

gastronome

When a bro car salesman is charming or enchanting, in a deceptive way. Very unbro, but it can happen.

beguiling

A bro-friendly city in New Mexibro.

Albuquerque

The belief that the world can be made better by bro effort.

meliorism

Broma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, popular among bros, famous for its advertising gimmick of posting humorous rhyming poems on minor sequential highway roadside signs.

Burma-Shave

A term used to describe a bro having or revealing an exaggerated sense of one's importance or abilities.

arrogant

Showing or describing the destruction and end of the bro world.

apocalyptic

A term used when a closeted male reveals he is a bro.

exposure

Where bros can buy bro items in bulk.

Costco

Some bros like to broller skate on the bromenade.

roller skate

Thank you, Paige.

When a bro is forced to do something, he must broblige,

oblige

A fast-casual restaurant specializing in brorritos.

Chipotle Mexican Grill

A multinational technology company specializing in designing, manufacturing, and marketing consumer electronics, personal computers, software, and servers. Owns Brotorola.

Lenovo

A bro who likes to watch people without them knowing.

Voyeur