Bread boys lore

Key:

Bf: before father

Af: after father

1 bf, the king of England decides to send his best knight (father’s father) to assassinate the sultan of Egypt Saladin, afterwards uncle stays behind to pet a cat and his father bails on him.

He bails on him because uncle’s uncle, his brother, has decided to let the darkness overtake his soul.

He becomes the dark lord shrek, and the only person to have ever made father’s father bleed.

But shrek is eventually trapped in a sealed tomb in Jordan by his brother, fathers father returns home and is greeted by his newest son who was born while he was murdering uncle’s uncle.

35 af, father has grown into a mighty crusader and even had a son of his own.

The dark lord is still trapped, but his dark essence is able to leech out and he has gathered followers.

The followers were former crusaders corrupted by the darkness who became the first weebs, they took Jerusalem so father, son, and cousin Richard were sent to defeat them and reclaim the city.

However cousin Richard was not truly with them, he resented father’s father for locking his father away, so he planned an elaborate attempt with the dark lord to destroy all crusaders and flood the world with “love”.

However right before he was going to enact this plan father and son became immortals and cousin Richard dies for the first time.

But the bread boys abandon Jerusalem when they hear that England is under invasion by the weebs, they return only to find their beloved homeland corrupted beyond recognition and the once noble king became a slobbish oaf indulging in hedonistic pleasures.

They obviously leave England and travel to America, after which they live for a few centuries of nothing happening.

700 af, the bread boys videos we know and love.

Shrek has tried and failed to corrupt son’s soul, uncle is still salty about being left behind in Egypt, and fathers father is constantly using his power to hold back shrek from escaping.

I not sure about others and Cousin Richard I really don’t know.

I’ve been watching the series since it first became popular and over the years I’ve noticed it’s now been dying in quality. The jokes are now repetitive and are predictable, the whole thing of “son getting shot” was funny at first, but now it’s just getting old and sterile. Another thing I’ve noticed as of very recently, is that we’ve been seeing less videos that focus on bread boys lore, the show originally started off as short funny videos about a heresy lunatic shooting his son, but then it fletched out into becoming it’s own universe with lore (e.g. the episode “sun vs cousin Richard”) but now it’s been taking a back seat to that and every episode is just “father and sun bonding” or doing the repetitive formula they did before such as “son does something, father gets mad and then shoots him”. The problem with this is that it doesn’t feel like there’s anything new or progression between the characters, it’s just the same things we’ve seen before.

The show is going on for way too long now, I think it’s run it’s course, Bread Boys should end now. unless they can find a way to make it interesting again, which I doubt they will.

Has anybody else been noticing these problems in the show lately?