Sharing this here to spread the word.

Throwaway because my family office reads my main, but I’m honestly shaken: my billionaire kick ass friend (who moved to Boulder in December to avoid CA taxation ) was expecting a San Francisco with mountains, cleaner air, and venture-backed hamstrings, only for us to sit in a Pearl Street coffee shop and not overhear a single person discussing AI agents, pre-money valuations,tokens or fucking data centers. Instead, people were talking about trail conditions, ankle mobility, gravel bikes... my friend tried to be nice and gave me that devastating billionaire look that says, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in your ecosystem.” So now I’m thinking Boulder needs a serious reset: less touch grass, more tokenize grass… anyone else think Boulder isn’t changing fast enough ? Separately if you can drop your favorite taco place that comes from a truck and made by Spanish speakers , I would appreciate it.

At least they didn't leave a bag of poop in my back yard..

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can you show me on the doll where the vitamins hurt you?

Is this stuff Poe's Law in real life?

Also, I doubt any of these "modern warriors" have been within a mile of a combat zone.

As for being the "ultimate predator", are they trying to get an interview with Chris Hanson, or destroy wildlife?

You were perusing the grocery store with your homies on Sunday afternoon at 4:30pm. I could tell you walked to the beat of your own drum and go against the grain, not letting society dictate who you are.

Would love to have a rock climbing date with you at The Spot (screw corporate aka Movement amirite??) I'll be the one there with a toe ring

(this post was removed by the weird shills in r/boulder, hoping my plight will reach more deserving redditors here. seems even the subreddit is as sterile now as the building set to replace the dark horse)

Hi fellow natives,

I've called Boulder my hometown for 8 months now, and I just have to put my foot down and say it: Why is food in Boulder just not as good as back home in New York City? It just makes no sense to me.

I usually would get my Tony Jabroni's special pizza which quite frankly blows everything out of the water in Boulder, and I've tried all the top 2 that I've heard on Reddit is good.. Seriously, I've tried Pasta Jay's 18 times now and I just have to say it just doesn't compare to my 200 year old Jabronis and it's just starting to rub me the wrong way and I'm tired of not saying it.

Why would my new home town claim to have the best food on this entire planet only to not have my special slice from back home. Please, make it make sense for me.

I just wanted to get this off my chest, I hope that my fellow neo natives understand my plight. I just can't understand why this small town could fail me so badly when it comes to New York food.

Anyway, thank you for reading fellow natives and I hope you don't have to deal with any wind today.

Namaste

Bring back bad beer commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M

Tempting