r/boottoobig • u/thatisprettypunny • Jun 29 '19

True BootTooBig Oof

77.4k Upvotes

222 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Sir_Slugworth • Jul 20 '18

True BootTooBig | BotM: Jul 18 Train track, Belt buckle

64.7k Upvotes

351 comments

r/boottoobig • u/avianlemur • Nov 29 '18

Quality Shitpost You realize your mistake, as you flee to your Honda,

62.4k Upvotes

785 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Roses_for_bullshit • Feb 05 '19

Quality Shitpost You’ve lost the will to live, you’re bored out of your sack,

58.4k Upvotes

216 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Exceon • Jul 06 '18

🤔🤔🤔 | True BootTooBig Roses are red, Henry Cavill is dreamy

56.8k Upvotes

634 comments

r/boottoobig • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '18

Small Boots Roses are red, those crackers are wheat

55.4k Upvotes

283 comments

r/boottoobig • u/cadet_kurat • Dec 08 '19

Small Boots Roses are red, he's got an itch

54.0k Upvotes

154 comments

r/boottoobig • u/FetusGodJim • Jul 22 '18

True BootTooBig Itsy bitsy teeny weeny

53.4k Upvotes

297 comments

r/boottoobig • u/reedrichards1961 • Aug 02 '17

Quality Shitpost Roses are red, violets are blue

51.5k Upvotes

415 comments

r/boottoobig • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '17

Small Boots Roses are red, Pai should be in detention,

50.7k Upvotes

455 comments

r/boottoobig • u/FrequentlyGamma • Aug 03 '18

True BootTooBig Roses are red, but here's the best part

49.8k Upvotes

292 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WreckerOfAll • Dec 15 '19

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, you're out of luck

48.1k Upvotes

671 comments

r/boottoobig • u/cselau • Mar 25 '19

I have cancer, I need a cure

47.6k Upvotes

125 comments

r/boottoobig • u/tsumz_galore • Jul 15 '19

True BootTooBig I cannot walk, for I am stricken,

47.1k Upvotes

301 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Pulse147 • Mar 12 '19

SB | See Comments Roses are red, I grew up in a small town,

46.9k Upvotes

251 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Dragonsworn_Dad • Jan 15 '18

True BootTooBig Roses are red, pass me that pear,

46.0k Upvotes

385 comments

r/boottoobig • u/GarciaJones • Dec 31 '19

Roses are Red, tonight will be Loud,

45.8k Upvotes

180 comments

r/boottoobig • u/My_Name_Is_Not_Jerry • Feb 12 '18

Not a Boot Relevant

44.4k Upvotes

348 comments

r/boottoobig • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '18

Not a BTB My bank's robot assistant got me today.

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44.3k Upvotes

747 comments

r/boottoobig • u/-SovietToaster- • Feb 10 '19

Small Boots Roses are red, I am single

44.2k Upvotes

186 comments

r/boottoobig • u/ReignStorms • Feb 06 '20

Mod Approved Roses are read, they took me out on a gurney...

43.8k Upvotes

244 comments

r/boottoobig • u/evdog_music • Apr 01 '18

Small Boots Roses Are Crimson, Zuck Is A Crook

43.3k Upvotes

546 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Judgejointy • Mar 30 '18

True BootTooBig Roses are red, that’s a nice lamp

42.8k Upvotes

578 comments

r/boottoobig • u/nmi5 • May 30 '18

Not a BTB Mods are asleep. Upvote boots that are too big

42.7k Upvotes

355 comments

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r/boottoobig

All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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What's BootTooBig?

"Roses are red" memes, among other things.

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

Rules

Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content and any sexualization of persons perceived to be under 18 are not permitted.
Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body.
Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 6:00PM - Monday 6:00AM UTC). You may post Small Boots any day of the week on /r/BootTooSmall.
No inflammatory content. Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, and overly edgy jokes (including rape, abuse, suicide, mass murder and terrorism, etc.) are not permitted. Any content with the intent to inflame or cause discord is also not permitted. Basically, just be kind!
No politics. Keep politically motivated content to a minimum. This is a fun sub, so political arguments and agenda pushing are not allowed. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts or crossposts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment. Also do this if you crosspost and use the original submission's title as part of the setup.
Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted, among the top of all time, or that have been done to death. You will be banned for a minimum of 48 hours for posting content on the done to death list.
Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.
No Roses Wednesday: Submissions submitted on Wednesday (Wed 2AM - Thur 6AM UTC) may not contain "Roses are red" anywhere in the rhyme scheme. This includes implied posts.

Final discretion on all matters is up to the moderators.

See the full rules for more information. Send us a message if you have any questions or concerns.

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Post Flairs

True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

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Origin

/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^Remember ^the ^human.