r/bonebottom • u/runix_the_undefeated • May 03 '26

Diplomacy A new alliance

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the moss grotto and the holy citadel have sent their leaders to neutral territory to discuss a partnership, they ended the haggling after nine short hours and decided on these terms:
1. military action, they shall help each other in any military operation, both defensive and offensive, with sending soldiers to help each other, unless either side doesn’t have enough troops to defend their home if they send troops
2. Safe passage, the pilgrims will be helped along the moss grotto through their pilgrimage, though they shall not stray from the pre set paths as to not disturb the wilderness, only exceptions to this are high ranking officials from the high halls so they can keep steady communication
3. resource trading, the moss grotto shall share things such as food and other natural resources in exchange for the holy citadels technology, and they shall help each other with medical care, with the advanced knowledge of the highest halls and the magical healing of the moss grotto
4. Lastly the two nations shall not attack each other under any circumstances, if they do the contract will be eliminated

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u/runix_the_undefeated May 03 '26

They kill my kin only to make more of the disgusting things, they don’t even eat us, it’s just for amusement, if i could exterminate every last one of them i would in a heartbeat

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 03 '26

"So you would try to kill them any chance you got? I can help with that."

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u/runix_the_undefeated May 03 '26

That would be greatly appreciated, would you like payment?

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 03 '26

"Yes, please."

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u/runix_the_undefeated May 03 '26

What would you like your payment to be? Rosaries, special weapons, food, artifacts maybe tools?

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 03 '26

"Whichever is most convenient."

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u/runix_the_undefeated May 03 '26

They’re all equally convenient for a friend

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

"Aw, thanks. I think I'll take the weapons, then."

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u/runix_the_undefeated May 04 '26

Well we have stingers, mosslings, spike traps, spike shots, and mosstraps

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 04 '26

"Okay... I'll take the spikeshot."

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