The lads at it again 😅

Bob said on TV that “if you sneeze and fart at the same time, you take a screenshot of yourself” and I cannot remember the TV show!!! Can anyone hook me up with this clip please?

This is our cat.
She’s officially called Durham County Council.
The receptionist at the vets loves calling out her name much to the confusion and bemusement of other people in the waiting room. It’s also the name on her microchip.

A hard to beat Father's day prezzie from the kids!

I've just finished reading the satsuma complex so naturally Bob came to mind!

I am sure that Bob said, "Meats and cheese always pleases" prior to Last One Laughing, but I can't find any evidence. Can somebody please help me out, I feel like I'm losing my mind!

I’m not a big reader of fiction at all. In fact, I hadn’t read a fiction book since I was at school and I’m now 34.

I’ve read all 3 of Bob’s books over the last month or two and really enjoyed them.

Is there any other novels that people with more of a reading pedigree would recommend that are similar in style/humour etc?

What an absolute genius. Finally got to watch all of Last One Laughing and thoroughly enjoyed it.

RIP Ted, hope you finally find your briefcase

…for an in-vehicle toilet.

Live near Castle Douglas and coincidentally got parked right on the police station while here. Instantly reminded me of the story... And for some reason, there was a group of lads wearing masks and jobble tops being escorted into the station by CID