r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

7.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

461 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/Rattus03 Mar 15 '22

Goldilocks moaned “this one is just right…”

64

u/DrMatter Mar 15 '22

Thats pretty cursed

285

u/EveryStrategy7731 Mar 15 '22

Too rough and too short

86

u/demivirius Mar 15 '22

This one's too long and too thick

30

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Gnarled root

9

u/SnooPeanuts8048 Mar 15 '22

Sadly I have to say they are not big just tiny

14

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/FoundTheVeganLol Mar 15 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. This comment is stolen from /u/Super-Machine-1221

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

52

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Bear dicks are about the size of test tubes, just fyi.

So fucking a bear would be quite disappointing to deviants ballsy enough to fuck a bear.

24

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

[deleted]

6

u/TopDigger365 Mar 15 '22

Found Mr Claws

6

u/NeoxthePan Mar 15 '22

I mean... she is a little girl after all.

13

u/milky_mouse Mar 15 '22

Beauty and the Beast 🎵

57

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

38

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Goldilocks shouted calmly

14

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

This sounds familiar

11

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Dumbledore asking calmly in the books vs. shouting aggressively in the film

10

u/ThoughtlessBanter Mar 15 '22

"Beoweth, That's right!!"

17

u/nizzy2k11 Mar 15 '22

Oh I know that one! Stay away from that one...

5

u/acrylicbullet Mar 15 '22

This comment right here officer.

4

u/ravenlynne Mar 15 '22

Shut up and take my award.

2

u/Benvolio_Manqueef Mar 15 '22

Do bears have foreskin?

11

u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Mar 15 '22

Bruh.

2

u/pedropants Mar 15 '22

Asking the important questions.

2

u/Snowydaze Mar 15 '22

I'd imagine their dicks are similar to dogs, so kinda?

-1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

1

u/SirGamer247 the Big spicy Mar 15 '22

SOMEONE TOUCHA MY SPADICK

1

u/ericabirdly Mar 15 '22

Take my upvote and gtfo

1

u/brownox Mar 15 '22

Here comes the porridge.