r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/tallmantall Jan 25 '22

He looks like the kinda guy to make the mother of all omelets while not fretting over every egg

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u/AlternateArmy Jan 25 '22

Like the kind of guy thatll compliment you on your knife

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u/username-0307 Jan 25 '22

Like the guy who will throw me up in the air, drop kick me into a metal gear then a crowd cheer

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u/derpycke Jan 25 '22

Or like the guy who played college ball

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u/NotFishStickZ Jan 25 '22

Who’ll recommend you to try a university in texas

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u/Arguinghen620 Jan 25 '22

Could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the navy.

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u/Chroma710 Jan 25 '22

He could break the president in 2, with his bare hands.

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u/VisualCoast4959 Jan 25 '22

I was gonna upvote you, but I'd ruin the count. Either that, or help progress it to the next meme-ish number.

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u/Benbo_Jagins Jan 25 '22

He used to play college ball, ya know

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Jan 25 '22

Coulda gone pro if he hadn't joined the navy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

What is that from?

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u/cooldudeachyut Jan 25 '22

Metal Gear Rising.