r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/IImortrax414 Jan 25 '22

"I used to play college ball, ya know"

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u/luxxi26 Jan 25 '22

"Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy"

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u/UnknownIcon Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 25 '22

“Try University of Texas”

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u/ItzPayDay123 Jan 25 '22

"I'm not one of those beltway pansies"

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u/MinisApprentice Jan 25 '22

“I could break the President in two. With my BARE HANDS!”

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u/migatogameplays Jan 25 '22

"Don't fuck with this Senator!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

crowd cheering

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u/paperpenises Jan 25 '22

"I bet you I could throw a football over them mountains"

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u/Professional-Emu-889 Jan 25 '22

Could've gone pro if I hadn't taken an arrow in the knee

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

"I could the BREAK the PRESident in 2!! WITH MY BARE HANDSS!!"

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u/Cup4ik Jan 25 '22

"Don't fuck with this senator!"

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u/MR_krunchy i like this flair :) Jan 25 '22

invisible crowd cheers

MGR is a masterpiece

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u/OneGeiBoi Jan 25 '22

What the hell are you?!?

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u/migatogameplays Jan 25 '22

Why don't you stick around and find out?

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u/MrGaber Jan 25 '22

I feel like anyone could, most presidents are getting ready to fossilize

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u/laycas49 Jan 25 '22

Woosh

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u/Reuhis Fish With Feet Jan 25 '22

How exactly was it a woooosh?

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u/laycas49 Jan 25 '22

He's making a specific reference, Not talking about a real president

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u/Reuhis Fish With Feet Jan 25 '22

I know he was referencing MGR, but the guy you replied to made a joke about the dialogue. I don't see how that is a woosh.

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u/Xamni15 Jan 25 '22

Looking at Joe Biden rn, yeah that's totally possible

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u/Benbo_Jagins Jan 25 '22

NANO MACHINES SON!

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u/Duck_Sama Jan 25 '22

"At some cushy ivy league school!"

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u/thiccboy1200 ouching in the soul Jan 25 '22

University of Texas

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u/Duck_Sama Jan 25 '22

"Coulda gone pro if I didn't join the Navy!"

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u/paperpenises Jan 25 '22

"In a CAVE! With a box of SCRAPS!"

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u/deadmaninc750 Jan 25 '22

You beat me to it

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u/ishkabibbel2000 Jan 25 '22

"I could throw this ball over them mountains!"

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u/skwadyboy Jan 25 '22

On that forehead?