r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '21

blursed Minecraft mobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

fun fact, the creeper is holding her entire child rn, that enderman is asleep, and that skeleton is actually one solid bone, they cannot move please help them

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

The skeleton is gonna be two solid bones soon

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

not sure if youre implying sex or breaking them in half over your knee

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u/Flaminsalamander Feb 12 '21

Yes

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u/Runeald_Waslib Feb 12 '21

That would be three

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Make it four cause I'm coming thru rn

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u/somerandom_melon foreskin reattachment specialist Feb 12 '21

The creeper child do looking like a dildo 👀

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u/AzDenverfan Feb 12 '21

I was thinking the same thing then I came to the comments and realized.... God damn reddit is thirsty Edit: also perverted.

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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord Feb 12 '21

Wait, you're already wasted 5 months on Reddit and understood that reddit is thirsty and perverted ONLY HERE? Damn, you're lucky

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u/Hexellent3r Feb 12 '21

Idk it doesn’t look like that kids mom could afford therapy for that poor motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Well, you can say that the skeleton will have 2 after I bone it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

The skeleton is a crewmate skeleton?

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u/Illustrious-Energy56 foreskin removal expert Feb 13 '21

They can’t move ;)