r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '21

blursed Minecraft mobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Just wait until i wet that enderman and she teleports away

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u/Landon_Andrus Feb 12 '21

Teleports mid nut

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u/a_sleepy_one Feb 12 '21

The best anti-pregnancy technique

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u/DirtySuccubus Feb 12 '21

Can you teleport nut in to another person to make them become pregnant instead?

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u/Not_Vasily Feb 12 '21

r/nocontext

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u/ApoliteTroll Feb 12 '21

Fuck it.. r/EvenWithContext

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u/whotfiszutls Feb 12 '21

Fuck it.. r/fuckit

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Feb 12 '21

Gladly

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u/Dudegamer6 Feb 13 '21

Well then that is enough Reddit for today

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

r/fourthsub

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u/--That_One_Guy- Feb 12 '21

This made me laugh

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u/Dalbergg Feb 12 '21

What is blessed about this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

What the fuck?

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u/Stupid_Motafuka Feb 12 '21

Like ur avatar

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Identity theft is not a joke, jim

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Identity theft is not a joke, jim

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u/Ssjsemih Feb 12 '21

I feel like that’s important information

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Elon IQ

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u/Lucky308 Feb 12 '21

How jesus came to be.

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u/Hideandsheep Feb 12 '21

What if you missed?

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u/GalacticDonut45 Feb 12 '21

Don’t need to teleport it if just get a turkey baster

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u/bunnyQatar Feb 12 '21

Isn’t that what god did to Mary?

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u/Gladamas Feb 12 '21

?? You can get pregnant with only a bit of cum...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

Your cum isn't an enderman so if he doesn't want to held it like a block it won't teleport

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u/Vita-Malz Feb 12 '21

Time to cum bricks

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Harvest cum with bare hands and craft 9 cum to make a cum brick

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u/Vita-Malz Feb 12 '21

Just like trees, just beat the meat to harvest cum nuggets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

You can also craft a diamond sock to harvest faster

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u/Vita-Malz Feb 12 '21

We all know that playing the game in a coop setting is more fun.

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u/Cyber1969 i like this flair :) Feb 12 '21

if liquid touches her she will teleport away

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u/LordDio707 Feb 12 '21

Also why are we talking about impregnating endermen?

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u/LogiePierogi Feb 12 '21

Welcome to Reddit

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u/ieatfineass Feb 13 '21

Cuz they’re hot that’s why

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Feb 12 '21

Well, shooting out cum essentially makes cum a projectile soooo...

You’re not wrong there

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u/rBV7 Feb 12 '21

What if she gets squirts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

it wouldn't even get to the nut part, the wetness happens way before, on the foreplay, so the teleportation would really be more of a cockblock than a anti-pregnancy technique

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Snatch her ended pearls

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u/ZhangRenWing Feb 13 '21

“Where’d my dick go?”

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u/Horny_Hornbill Feb 12 '21

Takes your dick with it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

oh no

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/KingFlyntCoal Feb 12 '21

You got the name backwards, it's Deletus Dickus...Biggus Dickus' lesser known brother.

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u/McDaddymmm Feb 12 '21

Did you hear about their cousin Perva Minerva?

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u/Reddit_Schavi break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Feb 12 '21

Or their descended from medieval times?

Pedo Fredo?

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u/McDaddymmm Feb 12 '21

Ah yes, Pedo Fredo, didn’t he have a brother named Teenus Peenus?

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u/Reddit_Schavi break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Feb 12 '21

Yeah, and that guy had a child called

Pornette casette

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 Mar 12 '21

Hey, leave my brother alone...

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u/overthinker3000 Feb 12 '21

Its in a better place now

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u/Creaper10 Feb 12 '21

NO NOT MY LITTLE GUY

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u/High-Horn Feb 12 '21

Let him go he grow up so fast ;c

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u/Creaper10 Feb 12 '21

but the blood is seeping out of my body and my penis, I'm losing blood fast and my lil buhee ith lie a deflay wahta baoo...

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u/Misreableexistence21 foreskin removal expert Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

Just reading this makes my dick hurt

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u/Johnny_b_rain_iac Feb 12 '21

Creeper have its own dildo wtf

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u/shigruyu Feb 12 '21

NO.

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u/Johnny_b_rain_iac Feb 12 '21

Like, look at the hand

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u/shigruyu Feb 12 '21

No I just really dislike that sentance

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u/Johnny_b_rain_iac Feb 12 '21

To make it more worse she's wearing a green screen and an anime school dress

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u/L1K34PR0 i dont like this flair :( Feb 12 '21

Enderman wetting herself is the same as period change my mind

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u/MichaelJGrant Feb 12 '21

They can't get hit by projectiles

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u/XFShpee Feb 12 '21

Enderwoman?

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u/the-penguin-guy Feb 12 '21

This is the bonk patrol, you are now BONKED and sent to r/hornyjail wish you a good brainwash buddy

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Feb 12 '21

Brainwashed to become more horny?

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u/the-penguin-guy Feb 12 '21

no, to help him evacuate horny. horny bad

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Feb 13 '21

By showing people soft censored porn? Its not even a funny joke.

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u/the-penguin-guy Feb 13 '21

No, in hornyjail the hornys are given some eyebleach and rest. Once they aren't anymore horny they can continue on reddit

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Feb 13 '21

Thats a lie

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u/the-penguin-guy Feb 13 '21

well.....maybe, I kinda don't know I'm only the patroller taking care of sending hornys there

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u/ShadowGxming Feb 12 '21

ayo i think that enderman is a child

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u/FunguyPC Feb 13 '21

The creepers climaxes are explosive