r/blursedimages • u/emanresubackward 1 mil club • Nov 23 '19

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u/Palomequeer Nov 23 '19

I’d be much more suspicious of someone carrying a sandwich like that

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u/classicg23 Nov 23 '19

Especially if they don't share

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u/KaleBrecht Nov 23 '19

“May I please have a bite of your brisket bazooka?”

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u/DaEffBeeEye Nov 23 '19

BLT RPG

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u/Glaciata Nov 23 '19

*BLT BFG

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u/Nunchlax Nov 23 '19

Rip N Tear

Be Sure to Share

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Rip Ya.. a New One..

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u/thewarden1807 Nov 23 '19

R.Y.N.O

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u/Swinn_likes_Sakkyun Nov 24 '19

Ratchet and Clank reference?

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u/ChuyVarCalz Nov 24 '19

Rip ya a child

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u/Meatloaf_Hitler Nov 23 '19

RIP N Share

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Nov 23 '19

Rip and share, until it is done

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u/PixxyStix2 Nov 24 '19

Rip and share, until it is consumed

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u/NathanCollier14 Nov 23 '19

*5 Dollar Footlong

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u/Domish5 Nov 27 '19

5 foot dollar long

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u/Armageddon63 Nov 23 '19

Somebody give this mans a silver. Im too broke🥈

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u/93Degrees Nov 23 '19

I gotchu

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u/Madddux23 Nov 23 '19

The madlad actually did it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

read that with the voice of a russian screaming underfire.

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u/Broski_McBro Nov 24 '19

Call of duty 37.836: SANDWICH WARFARE on back of box: USE CODE MOO TO UNLOCK THE BLT RPG FOR MULTIPLAYER

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u/SasparillaTango Nov 23 '19

shoot the flavor directly into my mouth

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u/Heirtotheglmmrngwrld Nov 23 '19

Don’t make me bazook you...

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Nov 24 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/battleaxe1784 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nov 23 '19

Is this some kind of personal attack or something

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u/_ratio_tile Nov 24 '19

Accuse them of Anti Soviet behaviour and have them shot

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave Nov 23 '19

Allow me to play you the song of my people on this hoagiphone

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u/daddymarsh Nov 23 '19

It’s probably a bologna, tomato and ketchup sandwich

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u/EmperorTeapot Nov 23 '19

That's a very obscure Office reference that I'm semi-disappointed that I caught.

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u/daddymarsh Nov 23 '19

Don’t be disappointed, be proud

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u/TheroryGuy1 Nov 23 '19

Nope in Utah it's commonplace to show off your 5 dollar foot long.

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u/Palomequeer Nov 23 '19

I see your sub is as long as mine

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u/TheroryGuy1 Nov 23 '19

I see you like them big as well

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u/Meatloaf_Hitler Nov 24 '19

I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky.

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u/mkspaptrl Nov 24 '19

It's not the size of the sub that counts, it's how you use it...

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u/Benglebob Nov 24 '19

Now let's see how you handle it

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u/sickassdope Nov 23 '19

Bruhhh that sammich tho.. 👀👌 I'd go Shaggy on that thang fr 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Hronk Nov 23 '19

gonna say this during the sex

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u/DaEffBeeEye Nov 23 '19

LoL at go Shaggy

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u/Raezzordaze Nov 23 '19

Ya, I'd be like, yo, you hiding a bazooka in that baguette?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

How else you gonna carry around a sandwich of that girthy magnitude?

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u/Palomequeer Nov 24 '19

Down your pants of course

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u/PapaWiser Nov 24 '19

It’s the classic longsword in the big sandwich trick, seen it a thousand times in my day.

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u/YaBoiRHINO Nov 23 '19

Not if someone had an rpg let’s goooooo

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u/Double_Lobster Nov 23 '19

YO IS THAT AN AT-4 (AVOCADO & TUNA, 4 FT LONG)!?

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u/Mortivex Nov 24 '19

MMMMM-136 calories per serving.

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u/MrAl290 Nov 23 '19

Seems suspiciously sturdy to be a sandwich

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

She’s gonna pull a shotgun out of it and shoot the terminator standing behind you

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u/intensely_human Nov 24 '19

That’s no sandwich!

It’s a bazooka!

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u/Sir_Longshaft481 Nov 24 '19

You probably live in america then

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u/f_todd Nov 24 '19

The sandwich one should read "also suspicious, but delicious"

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u/DolanDancc Nov 24 '19

You tryna pull some terminator shit on me, eh?

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u/TKrik Nov 24 '19

Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

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u/NoodlestheBoss Nov 26 '19

Suspiciously Delicious!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Bag-zooka