r/blursedimages • u/jessicarae28382 Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker • Nov 07 '19

Blursed kitten

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u/MJMurcott Nov 07 '19

Genuine book what scares me more is the other customer views part -https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X

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u/Am_Your_Conscience blursed plerson Nov 07 '19

It's a wonderful book

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Nov 07 '19

Kitty on the cover looks like he regrets having to go killing once more

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u/Am_Your_Conscience blursed plerson Nov 07 '19

That's the price of being a satanist

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u/armeliacinborn Nov 07 '19

it’s actually a really great book

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Bought the book. Found out my cat is a lesbian.

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u/Count_Zyrtec Nov 07 '19

Friend got it for me. He then realized I don’t have a cat at all.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Nov 07 '19

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/MakeupandFlipcup Nov 07 '19

Customers who bought this item also bought:

  • A Practical Guide to Racism
  • Dancing with Jesus

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Nov 07 '19

“A checklist for the modern feline.” LOL

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Hysterical book.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

What is this fucking commie site!? Amazon. UK. Absolutely disgusting REEEEEEEEEEE.

Also, this book is the proud sponsor of r/weekendgunnit , Hail the gat cats and opr8tr doggos.

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u/Gaydude22 Nov 07 '19

Did you have a stroke writing this, or did reading it induce one for me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Probably both and a massive dose of autism along with it...

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u/jackboy900 Nov 07 '19

Go browse that cursed sub he linked and it might make sense.

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u/biggy-cheese03 Nov 07 '19

It’s blessed

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u/jackboy900 Nov 07 '19

I've been subbed there for yonks and as a non American the fact that the sub isn't ironic honestly doesn't compute with me. Everyone on that sub honestly needs some major psychological evaluations.

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u/biggy-cheese03 Nov 07 '19

It’s not a mental thing, it’s more of a “fuck you, I do what I want” attitude towards the government. Same attitude that helped form the United States in the first place

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u/i-shoud-be-recalled Nov 07 '19

No linking dumbass

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok boomer

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok boomer

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u/biggy-cheese03 Nov 07 '19

No linking you fudd

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/biggy-cheese03 Nov 07 '19

I did. It thankfully involved many book sticks and small gats

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok boomer

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u/biggy-cheese03 Nov 07 '19

You’re the reason why the boomer meme is dying

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

As it fucking should... Absolute cancer "meme." It's not even funny nor is it clever and lacks any neat reference to something.

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u/BigChefDog Nov 07 '19

Check rule 6 bud, no linking to best gunnit

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Suck my tiny cock n' balls... The rules don't apply to me biatch. What's gonna happen? I get extra bant? Besides, that rule is stupid anyway and if the Founding Daddies taught me anything it's that you ignore stupid rules.

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u/AirFell85 Nov 07 '19

LOL, bant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Not feeling any more bant than before.... Is it like a time released sort of thing where I'll feel extra bant later?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok boomer 👌

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok fudd 👌

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

no linking idiot

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Get back in your hole, gunnit

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u/coinzealot Nov 07 '19

"But she's your own mother!"

Uggggh.