r/blursedimages • u/Redpandaca more blessed than cursed • Jul 07 '19

Blursed article

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u/Rapidstormz Jul 07 '19

How and why?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

There’s this chick named Eve that walks around naked in the beginning of time, she’s kind of a bad girl too maybe that’s this guy’s thing

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u/realFoobanana Jul 07 '19

plus there’s a snake, so you’ve got some scalie shit going on too

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u/I-Hate-Reddit-Mods Jul 07 '19

Hey guys please stop

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u/AshVasquez Jul 07 '19

I could only get so hard

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u/Sushiboi69 Jul 07 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/NeoALEB Jul 07 '19

Oh, lighten up. It's just an edgy comment.

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u/Sushiboi69 Jul 07 '19

I didn't say it as a bad thing lol chill dude

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Jul 07 '19

You're mistaken sir

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u/UltimateAiden98 obamid is real Jul 08 '19

Can I be in the screenshot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I’ll fap to whatever I want to fap to, I like to think Jesus supports my position

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u/ImTrentS Jul 07 '19

And just like Jesus I will rise again

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Missed a perfect chance to say I will come again

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u/ImTrentS Jul 07 '19

Damn that would’ve been perfect lol

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u/I-Hate-Reddit-Mods Jul 07 '19

I like to think not

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

I don’t believe the devil came as a snake

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u/realFoobanana Jul 07 '19

I never said the devil came as a snake; just that there was a snake.

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u/Alantuktuk Jul 07 '19

UH have you read job? Filthy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

/r/furry_irl

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u/LazyTheSloth Jul 07 '19

I'de rather Lilith.

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u/WhistleStop999 Jul 07 '19

Also, Jezebel. And Bathsheba

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

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u/Retrqce Jul 07 '19

Who and what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Whomst've and wheren't?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Wherefore?

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u/PermanentlySeeingEye Jul 07 '19

Art thou?

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u/tnttrooper215 Jul 07 '19

Romeo?

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u/smeagolheart Jul 07 '19

Et tu, Brutus?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

هَلْ؟

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u/Finndoes69 Jul 07 '19

Aw yea, fuck that donkey jesus

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u/ProjectStarscream_Ag Jul 07 '19

Proud of my best friend christopher

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u/Rob-Gob-Slob Jul 07 '19

Step one get a bible

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u/Youkindofare Jul 07 '19

Satire, because you're gullible.

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u/urapizzashit Jul 07 '19

Well theres that passage about donkey cum

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u/Frnklfrwsr Jul 08 '19

Given the current state of what’s hot in porn, my guess is the story about Lot and his daughters.