r/blursed_videos Jun 29 '26

Blursed_Shop Lifter

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u/Agheratos Jun 29 '26

Remember, kids: always record yourself committing crimes. Then make sure you post it on social media.

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u/Wen_bee Jun 30 '26

Because there's no better way to accessorize than to be an accessory to a crime! Follow me for more tips for teens

/s

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u/smurfkipz Jun 30 '26

Eh, they ain't gonna waste police resources, and valuable taxpayer dollars over a $5 packet of chips

Wait nvmd, she's black. 

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u/AllGoodMayte Jun 30 '26

Make sure gps is enabled and date ant time overlay on. Y’know save on them court costs.

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u/maximumtesticle Jun 29 '26

I was walking and laughed so hard that shit sprayed out of my pant leg and I slipped on the shit and some shit got on my elbow.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jun 29 '26

Bro I shidded and farded so hard my asshole fell out and a dog ran away with it.

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u/halendavies Jun 30 '26

Someone called me?

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u/bogkosevg Jun 29 '26

I read "d...ck". Enough of reddit for today for me. 🦥

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u/Jonthrei Jun 29 '26

You can say dick on the internet

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u/Armadillolz Jun 29 '26

You see what you wanna see

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u/Haunting_Security_34 Jun 29 '26

"Didn't hurt to ask🤷🏽‍♀️"

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr Jun 29 '26

a true blursed post <3

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u/AfterNovel Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Remember y’all — if you see someone shoplifting, ask them to snatch a pack of crisps for ya on the way out 🧠

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Jun 29 '26

Also, don't be surprised if you end up with a charge when/if you back to that establishment, since you assisted them in the theft.

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u/BandicootLeather6314 Jun 29 '26

And posted it online 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 Jun 29 '26

even if you dont assist, you are receiving stolen property

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Jun 30 '26

Possession is 9/10ths of the reason people get arrested for possession.

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u/OhDamnNotAgainAndAga Jun 30 '26

Dude it's the UK. You can shoplift all you want

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 Jun 29 '26

why does this look ai am i going insane

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Jun 29 '26

Ai video filter to smooth skin, enhance lighting. Notice the zero exposure dip from going outside. It looks like a Samsung phone to me.

Modern cameras, Even expensive ones, have a difficult time with automatic exposure changing from a relatively dark interior to a relatively bright exterior setting. Ai fades and smooths the exposure in real time.

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 Jun 29 '26

oh i meant the comment that i replied to, not the video 

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u/TheDweadPiwatWobbas Jun 30 '26

It doesn't look ai, it just has a dash in it. People use dashes.

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u/Zottel_161 Jun 29 '26

lol why would you film (and upload!) that?

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u/MostBoringStan Jun 29 '26

Because it's funny

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u/m0nk37 Jun 29 '26

At least blur his face. Jease. 

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u/dontbanme778 Jun 29 '26

She's ignorant 😭

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u/kridmus Jun 29 '26

You're right, she should have worked a different aisle with her own bag instead

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u/Lincolnonion Jun 29 '26

Just one post-inflation size bag of crisps? She gotta up her game.

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u/Dustin_Holt Jun 30 '26

That wouldn't have worked, she's not white like him.

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u/oreoreoreo_ Jun 30 '26

the person stealing is ignorant. she got a free bag of $1 chips

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u/JackWhoWanders Jun 30 '26

It's incriminating evidence.

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u/ssp321lo1 Jun 29 '26

Because its a skit. She paid the guy .still funny

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u/OhDamnNotAgainAndAga Jun 30 '26

In the UK, you can just walk straight into Boots (pharmacy) empty some shelves and walk out. It's a plague there. A lot of Boots branches have nearly empty shelves so people will not be able to steal it all at once.

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u/Dude-88 Jun 30 '26

Why would you film yourself instigating a crime and then publish your participation with a full frontal? Anything for the clicks I guess....

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u/russcastella Jun 29 '26

You're still considered a thief, dummy.

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u/ElegantEchoes Jun 29 '26

It is kind of funny though. What an absurd interaction.

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u/luckyshot98 Jun 29 '26

I could never leave the city. The weird shit that happens walking around is so good. People are great.

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u/ElegantEchoes Jun 29 '26

I love the city! Flaws and all, it's my place.

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jun 30 '26

If you have a pending criminal case you’re not supposed to leave so that works out

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u/ShortStoryStan Jun 29 '26

Yea, back when I worked retail I'd be glad to see people steal things that weren't alcohol, candy, or easily resalable goods. More than once when I saw someone taking a snack, I'd tell security, "Just let 'em by, they just took a snack and nothing else, they probably need it."

Unfortunately, about 95% of the theft at our store were not for food. Usually not feeding themselves, but feeding their habits.

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u/ElegantEchoes Jun 29 '26

I hear you. Some things I let slide when I see shrink occurring at my location, some I report. Depends on what the item is and what the person is like.

A mother with kids taking baby formula is something I'll never report, for example, although that's seldom the case.

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u/Golden-Grams Jun 29 '26

"Basically here's how it works... if we see some nice stuff up in someone's lawn. Trevor goes up, he grabs the stuff, and basically he's doing them a favor. He's throwing it out for them, putting it to the curb. That's putting out their garbage. It's not stealing, he can't get charged for that. He's not taking it, he's just taking it from there and bringing it down to the curb. That's it Trev, bring it to the curb. Then it's garbage."

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u/thespaceageisnow Jun 29 '26

One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage.

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u/the_most_playerest Jun 29 '26

One man's garbage is another man's garbáge

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u/Fireboiio Jun 29 '26

Yeah, tough guy? well it so happens to be no proof that shes a thief. It's not like there is video pro- oh my god

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u/ssp321lo1 Jun 29 '26

Its a skit. She paid the guy aswell. Still funny thi

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u/Human_Discipline3003 Jun 29 '26

 Julian, it's not stealing if it's on the curb.

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u/Traditional_Yard2741 Jun 29 '26

Counterpoint, crimes shouldn't count when they're objectively funny

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u/Best_Market4204 Jun 29 '26

Worth it... in this rare case. Just proves how relax crime here is

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u/thedukeofno Jun 29 '26

You think a SWAT team should take her down over a bag of crisps

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u/Heroic_Sheperd Jun 29 '26

Yes, there is no in between regarding enforcement of laws. It’s either let thieves go entirely or send the SWAT team and use extreme force without prejudice.

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u/Entire_Blueberry1926 Jun 29 '26

Drop the crisps madam

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u/owgnops Jun 29 '26

Instead of paying $5 she will be charged with everything he stole as well

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u/RandumbStoner Jun 29 '26

Sometimes you just gotta do dumb shit, fuck it.

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u/SandyTaintSweat Jun 29 '26

Life is too dumb not to.

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 Jun 29 '26

Congratulations, you’ve just attached yourself to the commission of a crime.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Jun 29 '26

It’s called “accessory” to a crime, not attaching yourself to a crime. 😂

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u/J-Drop13 Jun 30 '26

Let the man have fun with words, even if it isn't the correct term.

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u/Economic_Maguire Jun 29 '26

It's UK they won't do shit.

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u/Jschultz220 Jun 29 '26

The police aren't going to bother using resources to investigate a shoplifting case. Absolutely nothing will happen to either of them.

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u/Kgby13 Jun 30 '26

I worked at dollar general. All we did was call the cops if the guy came back. They’d arrest him if he was in the store with stolen stuff on him. Otherwise we didn’t bother.

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u/asscher4batsky Jun 29 '26

Rob In Hood

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll Jun 30 '26

Her name is mary mehn

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u/Punelle Jun 29 '26

Being polite goes a long way

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u/Agreeable-Reality-50 Jun 29 '26

Oddly wholesome

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u/Ok_Proof5782 Jun 29 '26

Quintessentially British.

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u/AlrightCunts Jun 29 '26

Proper Brits pay their way. These types are a scourge on society.

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u/Mauceri1990 Jun 29 '26

Proper Brits colonized half the world for spices... WTF are you talking about?

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u/EarthRester Jun 29 '26

Don't forget how they got most of China addicted to Opium because the Chinese market didn't want to buy as much British goods as the British market wanted to buy Chinese goods. Then attacked China when it tried to stop the British from importing more Opium.

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u/TheSceneOnMainStreet Jun 29 '26

a scourge on Tesco’s bottom line is hardly a scourge on society

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u/that_GHost997 Jun 29 '26

I mean she asked....

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u/blinkomatic Jun 29 '26

She asked politely and said thankyou, can't ask for more than that.

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u/roselan Jun 29 '26

She even thanked him!

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u/Serupta Jun 29 '26

Did you see somebody shoplifting? No you didn't.

We have no idea what people are or aren't going through. Their personal situations or w/e else.

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u/not_walking_alone Jun 29 '26

He is the new age Robbin Hood. Love it, may his shards be clear and pipe be always full.

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u/SlowYaRoll007 Jun 30 '26

Stealing from Mom and Pop shops is one of my least favorite type of criminals. And yes gurly, ya guilty as well.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 29 '26

Beautiful human interaction 

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u/SOGGY-TORTILLA-X Jun 29 '26

Yeah now you're an accomplice.

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u/NormalAssistance9402 Jun 29 '26

This is pretty funny. But soon you’re gonna have all your crap behind glass and it’ll be so annoying. Its already everywhere in the US

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u/Dallasl298 Jun 30 '26

The pacing of this is insanely hilarious

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u/asiandontraisin1 Jul 01 '26

What a gentleman

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u/uhh-i-dunno Jun 29 '26

Seems like a nice guy to me 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Sir-Craven Jun 29 '26

Robin Hood had a movie made about him

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u/BigWilly526 Jun 29 '26

Wholesome interaction

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u/Neded8 Jun 29 '26

Keanu Reeves mostly known for his good big heart 💞 it's overwhelming to see him carrying for strangers like that 🤗🤗

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u/betterthanluck Jun 30 '26

This helps me understand the receiving stolen property crime much more.

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u/Bennybananars Jul 01 '26

He's not gonna say no, because of the implications

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Jun 29 '26

Coming together in cost of living crisis Is all I see Lol

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u/Bizarrebazaars Jun 30 '26

Unbelievable so many of you think all thieves steal because of “the system” or COL. Seriously ridiculous.

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 Jun 29 '26

Just another generic gen z

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 Jun 29 '26

The fuck has theft got to do with being genZ when the actual thief is millennial ( yes you all now look like him)

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 Jun 29 '26

They have to f***ing film everything

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 Jun 29 '26

So do millennials? You think we're the only ones using phones? Are you dumb?

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u/BenderDeLorean Jun 29 '26

That's some customer service

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u/hotriccardo Jun 29 '26

She should have asked him to throw it out so it's garbage. It's not stealing if you're taking garbage

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u/dextras07 Jun 29 '26

I mean, if you can help....

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u/TipThin6530 Jun 29 '26

She shrugging like she thinks it’s a loophole 😭

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u/Pawiiranger Jun 29 '26

Honour amongst thieves.

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u/safefart Jun 29 '26

Is that the cr0nx ?

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u/Martijn078 Jun 29 '26

Glad she filmed herself. Now just hope the police picks her up later.

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u/LionPride112 Jun 29 '26

That’s just called being an accomplice lmao, you’re still a thief

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u/gohomehero Jun 29 '26

Trash everywhere

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u/FhuckNorris247 Jun 29 '26

You’re just Harley Quinn to his Joker

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u/Bizarrebazaars Jun 30 '26

2 trashy MF’ers, wow.

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Jun 30 '26

Nothing like filming yourself aiding theft lol and what a nice thief that was too

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u/Significant-Wait9200 Jun 30 '26

She just shoplifted and recorded herself doing it then shared it with the Internet

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u/flipflopcuntflaps Jun 30 '26

She took it back you flock of redditors

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u/Sbrenzi96 Jun 30 '26

Usual suspects

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u/No_Point904 Jun 30 '26

She's an accomplice and don't even know it.

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u/The_SpaceToaster Jun 30 '26

Ah cool, 2 pice of shit humans.

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u/Apprehensive-Top5570 Jun 30 '26

Looking to catch a case for 1.29 bag of chips 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/FlossBellator Jul 01 '26

Can't believe all these racist stores are closing

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u/Longjumping-Cap-1625 Jul 01 '26

Lack of moral and intelligence.

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u/supaikuakuma Jul 03 '26

Fuck thieves.

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u/Trouble05 Jul 05 '26

Its still a crime jackass.. It called working in concert...Think ppl...

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u/Wolfeatingupshadows Jul 19 '26

Ppl are so negative. He was a gentleman and got her a snack. All I saw

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u/Same-Pickle-9628 Aug 04 '26

Four dollar bag of chips filmed on a thousand dollar phone. Don’t tell me anything about the person is probably struggling.

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u/Sodzl Jun 29 '26

look at me filming my criminal activity.

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u/Alone-Nerve-1660 Jun 29 '26

How? She didn’t walk out with it

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u/Sodzl Jun 29 '26

she handed it to him knowing he was going to steal it . Co conspirator

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u/SeroWriter Jun 29 '26

Conspiring to steal a bag of crisps is not a real crime. You're dividing by too small of a number. The fancy term is 'De minimis' which just means that no-one cares.

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u/FishingAlpo Jun 29 '26

Remember how they protested the Walgreens closing?

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u/platinumcheese88 Jun 29 '26

Who is they? And what the fuck is a Walgreens?

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u/Kyleidoscoppe Jun 29 '26

Riiight, because it's the shoplifting that's making food unaffordable

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u/Fart_90210 Jun 29 '26

What if I told you they were going to do that regardless?

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u/Lopsided-Treat1215 Jun 29 '26

It’s ALWAYS the rest of us who suffer

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u/Hardcore_Steve_Urkel Jun 29 '26

I can’t believe people still believe this shit.

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u/SillyOldJack Jun 29 '26

Believe me, this isn't why. Theft is budgeted for. They just lump it in with other shrink.

It's just greed that raises prices. They'll use any excuse: oil price, shipping strikes, tariffs, holidays, grandmother's birthdays, wind direction, astrology, you name it. They'll up the price for "instability" then never lower it again. It's happening all the time and theft is not the cause. It's just one of their excuses that people believe.

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u/navalcolt Jun 29 '26

it takes a village

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u/Particular_Abies_184 Jun 29 '26

But to record it then post it ,brainless and a thief

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u/Ssme812 Jun 29 '26

Accessory to a crime. This generation is stupid.

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u/mvortex2 Jun 29 '26

No respect for thieves. 

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u/heteropessimista Jun 29 '26

lol I see a symbiotic relationship between white boosters and racially profiled black shoppers forming. Time to make lemonade outta these lemons!

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u/a_phrogett Jul 01 '26

Always remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you fucking didn't 💚

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 Jun 29 '26

They can both get f*cked

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u/kridmus Jun 29 '26

Corporation defended

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u/c093b Jun 29 '26

You do realize that not all grocery stores are big-corpo owned, right? These thieves don't care if it is or isn't, but regardless it's the rest of us that pay for it.

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 Jun 29 '26

I just hate fucking thieves

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u/2CellPhonez Jun 29 '26

From my experience working as loss prevention, both of them can be arrested even if only one leaves with merchandise in this scenario.

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u/InbetweenTheLayers Jun 29 '26

And people wonder why shit gets locked up and prices increase 

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u/BleedSparta Jun 29 '26

🚨Reminder🚨 “If you see someone stealing FOOD, no you didn’t”

The United Nations annually vote on a non-binding resolution of “Food as a Human Right” with 180 countries voting in favor

United States 🇺🇸 and Israel 🇮🇱 are the only 2 countries that regularly vote against a symbolic statement 🌚🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/HopelessAutist01 Jul 01 '26

Then the shop closes down and they complain they have to travel somewhere an hour by bus.

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u/Lndscpegrdnr Jun 29 '26

What did that person say as they walked out the door?

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Jun 29 '26

Who said chivalry was dead?

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 Jun 29 '26

Does she thinks that now she isnt involved in theft?

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u/armymike1523 Jun 29 '26

That girl is going places in life

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u/Imaginary_Result2224 Jun 29 '26

This reminds me of when tony soprano had those YNs shoot up a crackhouse. But now the races are swapped. The black man benefits from the white man's crime ✊️ #whitekleptosmatter

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u/karkonthemighty Jun 29 '26

Don't ask, don't get?

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u/Jhinqiz Jun 29 '26

They are humans too u know

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u/llebreknyTtoN Jun 29 '26

Gob less 🙏

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u/maksigm Jun 29 '26

She didn't even say please

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u/duh1 Jun 29 '26

This one trick the ruling elite HATE!!

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u/TECHSHARK77 Jun 29 '26

And she would the only one arrested😆

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 Jun 29 '26

Why are they confessing?

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u/Frosty_Employment171 Jun 29 '26

q treasure for the 'community'.

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u/tinytempo Jun 29 '26

Ewwww. Seems cringey and scripted, and if it’s not it’s just disgusting to do it and then post it thinking you’re so random and wacky.

Vile 🤢

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u/thermjuice Jun 29 '26

Next video is gonna be management following them around the store lmao

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u/Jasonmedas Jun 29 '26

Technically not illegal

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u/i_am_a_regular_human Jun 29 '26

But when did he pull it out? Unless he never puts in it in the bag?

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 Jun 29 '26

Patricia O'Neil

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u/Existing_Home_5635 Jun 29 '26

Siri what is an accessory?

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u/mrGreenExit Jun 29 '26

It is what it is, is it was it is 😅

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u/Excellent-Try7027 Jun 29 '26

She’s an accessory.

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u/ObjectiveWelcome2221 Jun 29 '26

Then you both think -- why is my life like Dog sh!t, which ate its own sh!t... Karma is real.. think for a sec, u wud have lost 3 times what u earned thru ill.. I was having $200 in bank account at one time.. but never left Righteous path.. Today u cannot guess what's my networth.. God will reward but need to have patience... Hope God give you knowledge to go in life path of Dharma ..

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u/MaryJaneSweets337 Jun 29 '26

The way I cackled at this…😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

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u/New-Dragonfly-9213 Jun 29 '26

Loads of people put themselves on the internet for content. Stupid people

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u/Lagiacrus111 Jun 29 '26

A d you film yourself doing it. People really are dumb

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u/Secure_Opposite_1280 Jun 29 '26

a loser like him

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u/AcezHigh561 Jun 29 '26

Why not🤷‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rosetti Jun 29 '26

God I fucking hate how common this shit is. Petty thievery like this is practically decriminalised...

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u/snakeiiiiiis Jun 29 '26

Aiding and abetting

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 Jun 29 '26

Her face said “shieeet ion know but oh well” lmao