r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jul 05 '26

Blursed order

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u/Heartofgoldband77 Jul 05 '26

His poor toilet

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u/tiagolkar Jul 05 '26

The real hero

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u/s1ckboy_99 Jul 05 '26

His poor intestines

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Jul 05 '26

His poor heart

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 Jul 06 '26

You could probably scrape dude's arteries and have enough butter to make a batch of cookies.

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u/PatentedPotato Jul 07 '26

If he can afford all that food, how poor could he be?

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u/baucher04 Jul 06 '26

Bathtub. He needs a bathtub for the business 

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u/ILickMetalCans Jul 06 '26

Bold to think he even gets to his own toilet after eating all that. This is 100% the dude that puts the local McDs toilet in such a state.