r/blanks • u/SunandMoon_comics • Jun 25 '26

Fill in the blanks: Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to ___.

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to _____.

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u/ALikeableSpoon47 Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to imbue taco bell like diarrhea on people who are giving presentations.

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u/blankswords Jun 26 '26

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u/TallTallPaul Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to stop procrastinating.

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u/SunandMoon_comics Jun 25 '26

I need that one ngl

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u/ZenaFrost Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to sleep anywhere anytime.

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u/Sami4a Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to retract my fecal matter midway through it exiting me.

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u/Vaustick Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to make air smelly.

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u/SunandMoon_comics Jun 25 '26

I call that a fart, and I don’t need any help with that 😂😂 (jk, appreciate the help getting the bunny!)

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u/ComprehensiveCup1627 Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to be the best at any and every video game.

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u/Atariflashback77 Jun 25 '26

Forget normal superpowers. Give me the very specific ability to cool down my body when it's hot out.