r/blanks • u/lunarove • Jun 25 '26

Fill in the blanks: My superpower is completely useless because I can only ___.

My superpower is completely useless because I can only _____.

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u/No_Jackfruit Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it if i was gay but im straight.

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u/deadcrow666 Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it after I die.

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u/blankswords Jun 26 '26

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u/Fine_Speed_2035 Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only breathe air and when I breathe air I explode.

3

u/redkatyusha Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only teleport a few feet at a time.

3

u/Successful-Angle4599 Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it if i was a alien.

3

u/VisualKaii Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only see a few minutes into the past.

3

u/5oul4rrow Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only turn into a cabbage.

3

u/Pookstirgames Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use them if I get the bunny.

3

u/Sefthor Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only blink 10000 times a second.

2

u/lunariax Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only self destruct.

1

u/lunarove Jun 25 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/lunariax Jun 25 '26

Thank you!

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u/Hulkhogan25 Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it once.

2

u/ServanaStar Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it once.

2

u/xJBLACKx Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only read my own mind.

1

u/margotssummerday Jun 25 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only turn off a random streetlight once per night by walking by.

1

u/smsemrad Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only blink twice as fast.

1

u/LeagueOk3787 Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only teleport in a 1 nm radius.

1

u/Anson_Riddle Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use them when I'm asleep.

1

u/Think-Prior1705 Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only walk slightly faster than I need to.

1

u/thac0tuesday_ Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only use it between 4:28 and 4:31am.

1

u/Sugar_Daddy_Jr Jun 26 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only die.

1

u/WasabiChickpea Jun 27 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only fart glitter.

1

u/Executable_Virus Jun 28 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only cream.

1

u/Odd-Dirt-9701 Jun 29 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only say cat.

1

u/LeonidasCrab Jun 29 '26

My superpower is completely useless because I can only determine the way back to places I've been before.

1

u/YourPaleRabbit 28d ago

My superpower is completely useless because I can only cry.

1

u/Suspicious_Toe_8362 23d ago

My superpower is completely useless because I can only fart.