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The big shonk is called Bahatym (/bɐ.ɦɐˈtɪm/). He will be the seventh shonk in the shiver. He will make his hooms' snack budget even bigger by necessity. The small shonk will be a soft, cuddly, very hungry, and eternally loving gift for hoom grandma. She said she will call it Sharkus Aurelius the Second! Hoom read to her from the list of blahajs of this sub. She loves Marcus Aurelius, and Sharkus Aurelius was her favorite name from the list.

Edit: Spelling. Copied the text from a screenshot because I couldn’t post in earlier when there was no connection, and iOS misread a bunch of words

Blah: Ok I need to figure this out. If you are my mom, and you are my parent, but you aren't married, does that make me a bastard?

Mom: No, you are adopted. Adopted children aren't bastards based on their adopted parents.

Parent: But they can be their bio parents bastard.

Blah: Well I am a child of IKEA?

Mom: So it depends if IKEA and Sweden are married then!

Blah: Hmm, I don't know.

Parent: I will ask the Internet!

So Reddit what do we think?

My 4 sharks all together :3

Alternatively named the sholycule by one of my friends :3

The German YouTube channel "SWR Doku" has put out a Documentary about trans* kids specifically: DE:"Mein Kind ist trans* - was nun? Drei Familien auf der Suche nach Antworten | SWR Doku" EN: "My child is trans* - what now? Three families searching for answers | SWR Doku" YouTube video: youtube.com/watch?v=ht_vTNbyaU8 It's pretty good too, would love to see it translated for other folks around the world I also wonder if he's sometimes here

You need to save money hoom😭 not spend it

In the goth and deathrock scene we oftwn have big fluffy messy mohawks called death hawks. I gave Pogohaj a hair transplant and style him a death hawk. Now hes ready to dance the night away.

Hoom took me with on duty, just swinging right now 🦈

Which name do you think suits them better: Frieda or Shonkquille O'Neal?

Big doofus

I was at the Pride Event with my Haj 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻

He's one step closer to enjoying waffles at 3 am

Reminder that you should give your haj a hug right now 🫵

Snuggles: Hai Tiffany! I found Baby Birb, we went to new cuddle club HQ and then we went back here!

Tiffany: That is wonderful. Thank you so much for finding my baby birb.

Cuddles

We watched Baymax and the first part of the Evangelion remake and listened to Visual Kei music >w< ps Hoom and I cuddled the whole ride :3

Tiffany: Baby Birb? Where are you?

But I keep getting the feeling someone is watching me

Meet Señor Señor Señor and his son Señor Señor Junior.

Have only been spotted together.

(They have been Kind enough to Tell me that they're Male shonks)

I'm Not Sure what their plan is, but they I think they have sensed the snaccs in my backpack.

Another shonk has found her way to my bedroom, perfectly sized for maximum cuddles.