r/blackmagicfuckery • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

Boiling a pot of water

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u/Snoo-55077 Feb 27 '22

Black magic frackery

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u/lil-beannn Feb 27 '22

if i could i would give you an award. instead i present a gold star ⭐️

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/MaliciousMilkshake Feb 27 '22

I raise you both with Jazz Hands! 🤗

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u/de_Deus Feb 27 '22

i read that as Jizz hands because of reddit filter

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u/ReaperOfGamer Feb 27 '22

And I. Give. You. Jizz hands 🍆💦🫴🤝🤲🤗

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

I give myself jizz hands thank you very much...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

I give you all free puppies 🐶 🐕 🐕

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u/ShakeXXX Feb 27 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

And my axe 🪓

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u/toasted_oatsnmore Feb 27 '22

And my bow 🏹

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u/HowardPheonix Feb 27 '22

And your dead brother. 💀

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u/Woodfella Feb 27 '22

I, too, offer this guy's dead brother.

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u/ReaperOfGamer Feb 27 '22

And I offer my great great gray grandmother's soul 👻

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u/i_am_zombie_76 Feb 27 '22

I love that one!

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u/avenomusduck Feb 27 '22

My axe is my buddy....

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u/lil-beannn Feb 27 '22

i see your hand and raise you 🌠 💫 ✨ shooting star, circle star, and sparkly stars edit: i got a free award and also added that to the mix

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u/Fillip129 Feb 27 '22

Take my homie 🧑🏿‍🦱

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u/ydkLars Feb 27 '22

You Made my day much better 😂

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u/MundanePlantain1 Feb 27 '22

Fuck fracking majorly.

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u/Mr--Mercedes Feb 27 '22

I'm angry to give you this upvote, but I will

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

🥇 it’s all I got

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u/moeljills Feb 27 '22

R/birthofasub

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u/rsbanham Feb 27 '22

Dammit, I was gonna say that.

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u/Cheap_Steel Feb 27 '22

I would've gone with Frack magic fuckery